Here are some Dr. Ralvin's Miracle Cures!

For Hiccups:
1.Put your elbow in your mouth and hold it there for 30 minutes.
2.Hold your breath, and while you're holding it drink an entire 8 oz. glass of water without stopping to breathe.
3.Place a wastebasket on your head and have someone play the drum solo from "Lord of the Rings"
4.Eat a spoonful of sugar.
5.Have someone run over your toes with a car.
6.Get nose-to-nose with someone you dislike and stare at him or her for 15 minutes.(eeeeeewwww)
7.Think of three blad men.
8.Stand on your head.(If break don't blame me)
9.Bungee jump with no cords attached.
10.Pour salt/pepper on your tongue.
11.Write "I will not hiccup" 50 times on yourself.
Anway, who cares if the hiccups don't stop?

Acne/Pimple:
Cover pimples with a yellow highlighter.
If condition persists, cover head with a brown paper bag.

IF ALL ELSE FAILS, TAKE TWO ASPIRINS AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING, MAN.

PS. If these work, it's a MIRACLE!