Who wants to help me cut my hair?

TICKLE ME EMO!




I hate you too! You're not the only one with issues!
nbccb

I find it cool when you're sewing your fucking uniform and your mum sits next to you listening to hoobastank on her new ipod.
haha

Okay, listen up, man! Here's Dr ralvin the pro again on some forgery actions! Not ready then just pretend you are.

THE NEVER FAIL SICK EXCUSE
Please excuse (insert your name here) for missing school the past two days. He/she was suffering from amnesia and forgot to go to school. He/she is much better now, thank you. Please never mention this to anyone, as it may trigger a relapse.
Sincerely (Insert your parent's signature)

haha funny? yeah you go and try then you'll find it funny.

Another one okay?
ANNOYING QUESTIONS TO ASK YOUR TEACHER
1.How do we know the sky isn't really green and we're just colorblind?
2.Can i do to the tinkle-dinkle-ha-ha room?(the loo)
3.Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
4.If you stick yourself with a pencil, will you get lead poisoning? (haha!)
5.Do amoebas fell love?
6.Why do dogs sniff our butts?
7.(for some cases) How's the diet going?
8.Why did they name uranus URANUS?
9.Could you repeat the question? I wasn't listening? hehe oops sorry.
10.Why are you smelly?

I really pity the acne faced teacher.

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I didn't go to school, *pause* haha NOT

SCHWA SCHWA.
Kernfirm

GIRYL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Girly man man man man man man man
hahahaha please watch. Indian thriller with english lyrics! hehehhe





Dude I love you *pause* NOT!
hahahahhahha!

40 year old something new friend, Mumthaj Begum.


Annoying annoying. I'm always the one. :(PUI

Here are some Dr. Ralvin's Miracle Cures!

For Hiccups:
1.Put your elbow in your mouth and hold it there for 30 minutes.
2.Hold your breath, and while you're holding it drink an entire 8 oz. glass of water without stopping to breathe.
3.Place a wastebasket on your head and have someone play the drum solo from "Lord of the Rings"
4.Eat a spoonful of sugar.
5.Have someone run over your toes with a car.
6.Get nose-to-nose with someone you dislike and stare at him or her for 15 minutes.(eeeeeewwww)
7.Think of three blad men.
8.Stand on your head.(If break don't blame me)
9.Bungee jump with no cords attached.
10.Pour salt/pepper on your tongue.
11.Write "I will not hiccup" 50 times on yourself.
Anway, who cares if the hiccups don't stop?

Acne/Pimple:
Cover pimples with a yellow highlighter.
If condition persists, cover head with a brown paper bag.

IF ALL ELSE FAILS, TAKE TWO ASPIRINS AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING, MAN.

PS. If these work, it's a MIRACLE!