Whatsup with me calling people BRA?

Those LUCKY few should know.
You know
"ralvin ralvin love ya love ya long time..(Continue with song) How come everytime you come around my london london bridge wanna go down. " Okay damn gay.

I have limited friends so yeah.
Lucky few

Imogen Heap great indie female singer lah. Slurps.
Really i love her voice like how much i love blood. Double slurps on THAT!

Jalan raya on monday i think? Naj let me know about it. thanks. =)

Braces on 15th November.
I'm DAMN EXCITED!

I like having talks when you lay in my arms and we're speaking face to face. SLURPS

Right, So off we went to charmain's house. And nicole's block lift is FUCKING DISGUSTING! All the Pi sai? ( Nose shit )
HAHAHAA!! DAMN GROSS! And we'll be squeezing in the middle trying our best to avoid the shits. I find it damn hilarious.

Hardly had any sleep. And the night was kinda fun. But the morning was FUNNER. Especially when peilin was singing the "Dui bu qi, teacher song" Don't know what little white boat. And her farts were sibei shiok lah.

Went TM and had long john. Bungs one role and the other party one role. It was fun while it lasted.Toys R us and nicki had to go. So we cabbed down to lesbian parlour with xin and nic.
I don't know whether if it's funny but i find it DAMN FUNNY. You know nicole's couch, i think i know why there's a dent. A deep on indeed. Some faggots should know why lah. heehee

And we were all fucking tired except xinning. So i slept like a babi And i found this in my handphone. And i was told i had spasm too. Eyelashes nice to play with anot? Nice anot?



BABI-S

Our minds are morphing.
Nicki says thanks eh. Ralvin gives her the Eh-face.
YAY! Morph into 1.

W e d n e s d a y s o o n p l e a s e ?

Paris Hilton is FUCKING hot.

Slurps. I can't stop watching the video(Nothing in this world-even though it makes no sense. What DARE TO DREAM lah and stuffs) She's damn hot especially the part when she's in her specs. WOO! HAHA! She's just hot lah. Slurps slurps and more slurps.

But zenon is still the hottest lah.
With blood everywhere. SLURPS.
Love you most okay?

Too hot tomorrow and loser buys the other party a nice coke! I think i'll win. HEEHEE
Let's see about it hon.

I heard i got into TOP 30! Damn happy about it as i didn't really studied.
And i won't back out even though there are thousands of disadvantages.

CECAMAT HARRRLIII SSSHHHHCCRAYA TO ALL!

I'm going for dental after parents meeting. I'm gonna be in braces SOON. Not yet but SOON. Now how cool is that. Braces. haha. So weird.

With all the cecamat harrrrliii ssshhhhcccraya money, can go shop shop. FINALLY! SLURPS!
And haircut soon too.

And I'm not trying to be like paul twohill okay? I know lah the hair long and all but puuuuhhleaseee lah Paul's not my idol.
Paris hilton is. SLURPS
Hon, she's just an idol and i think yours is that gay fashion guy in youtube yes?

MAH JONG over at charmain's. YAY!

YAY!!!

I'M FINALLY DONE WITH SPRING CLEANING!!!

Spent the whole night fulfilling my mum's assignments and All assignments are all done. =D !
DAMN HAPPY!! Now mum can stop bugging me.
Washed the FREAKING infested by mosquitos entrance, Mopped the whole house, Wiped windows twice, Wiped and polished the display cabinet, Wiped toilet mirrors(HAHA) and now I'm left with one more task. MORNING CALL!

Thanks to power98 that kept me alive thoughout the WHOLE night.
I'm waiting for the national anthem being played on the radio so that i can quicky call zenon and SLEEP.

=(( I've got to use moisturising lotion cause i feel like a fucking maid and my hand's texture are rough.

So gonna hear her voice soon and i'll smile my way to sleep.

Lastly,
GOODDDDDDDDMORNINGGGG SINGAPORE!

I'm happy and satisfied now
Cause you're all I ever wished for
You're all i ever want

And now with you,
I'll keep my heart with yours FOREVER AND EVER BABE.

After

3 she loves me and none of she loves me not

I'm pretty confident.

SO I SHALL GO FOR IT!

Wish me all the best. :)

And in case you're wondering, the previous post wasn't real blood lah. SIAO! ARTIFICIAL COLOURING!!!

Good laugh right? GOOD RIGHT GOOD RIGHT!?!?!
1
2
3
HAH!


So stop asking me whether i'm fine or i'm crazy for doing such things.

7 periods of dnt. That is like errr 3-4 hours of dnt. Longest dnt lesson EVER. Naturally 2 periods then ian, weijie and i skipped recess and we skipped maths, folk dance and for me english. I swear it's damn fun but the outcome of the artifact wasn't good. We three sacrifice lesson time and did them for SPECIAL PEOPLE. But it didn't turn out how we expected it should be right ian?
It was err 12.15pm? And that sir was hungry so we had to leave the workshop and waited for him to return. We bought drinks from the vending machine and hid at the staircase. We ran there because we were illegally out of class. So if we get caught with soft drinks in our hands and skipping class just for that THING, we'll be in suspension i think. haha. And that sir was so COOL LAH! He don't mind us skipping class and he knows we're having lessons and made us stay to finish it! Okay okay. If you WESTWOOD teachers are reading this, PLEASE DON'T SUE HIM!!! He's obviously THE COOLEST among the staffs. And all we do in class is check through papers if we were to sleep, we'll be waken up and being forced to look at the teacher to keep us awake. Even though i know I MADE SHIT OVERALL MARKS. But come on lah..

Wei jie's turned out to be shiny and ian and i's were like UGLY. Heart pain lah.
Lay teng came down and told ian and wei jie that ms agnes teo want them BACK IN CLASS. Miss agnes teo don't prrrlay prrlay ah, Discipline teacher ah that one.
Ian had scolding. Poor thing. We different class by the way.

And i went back class. hehehehehehee.. Easily get away with it. I sat down and 2 minutes later DISMISS! SIBEI HEN HEN HAPPY !
Lesson suppose to end at 3.30? but it ended at 1.45!! WEEEEEE!!!!

So i went home and did my plan B but plan A was destroyed thanks to plan B.
All my freaking hardwork, time and the amount of love i seldom put in stuff, GONE!
I was FUCKING DEPRESSED and i slit my wrist.
It's still bleeding though.
BADLY



I swear it's not ketchup


A minute later, things got worst. It bleeds non-stop.



It's all around my hands!








THANK GOD THE BLEEDING STOP!
I'm fine people.
Really, I am fine.

Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FINALLY!!
YAY!
I CAN BLOG AGAIN!!!
Idiotic air condition construction workers changed my phone line and affected the modem.
faggots

All i know is that i failed physics. As promised?
And during dnt today we wore the face mask? cover the mouth one.
Damn fun. I like to breathe in it.
Especially ian and i. WE LOVE IT!

And we're gonna take more on thursday and finish our practical work and perhaps during recess cam whore. With LIME BOOK GANG.

And today, We did the video? heee heeee
Are you thinking what i'm thinking B2?
Nice book i'm reading right?
heheheheheeeehhehehehehehhehehehhehhee *Grins*


Peggy's birthday this saturday, and i'm gonna get her HER HOLY BIBLE, jesus christ hanging on a necklace with barbie doll clothes .
I'm sorry christians or roman catholic people no offence ah
Meant to be a joke.


Black Black Black something

c a r v e m e d e e p b a b y

A shit full of rice now
Can't be held responsible
WON'T be held responsible

Now I'm guilt stricken sobbing with my head on the floor

And I would have stayed up with you all night

I SAW TWO PEOPLE PUKING TODAY!
IT'S THE BEST ULTIMATE WAY TO START YOUR DAY !

First was this juying sec girl in 99. She was standing and suddenly she PUKE! WAHAHAHAHA!!!
I was listening to my SUCKCOCK ipod so i couldn't hear the commotion. But i know the aunty standing beside her was complaining cause she was wearing BLUE CROCS and that puking girl stained her shoes. At first i thought she spilled drink cause i saw this particular piece of vomit that looks like ice. And the girl beside me looked so grossed out that she starting puking. And another aunty puked and that ah pek puked too. And the whole bus turned into EXORCIST VERSION 1001 ! PEOPLE PUKED ON ONE ANOTHER! SO COOL LAH! I RAN TOWARDS THE DRIVER AND PUKED! AND SAW THIS CHEE KO PEK AND PUKED IN HIS FACE AND HE PUKED BACK!!! WOOO FUN!
And while MAJULAH SINGAPURA, a guy in 3C puked too! WOOO!
And BETTY CHOW said something bout there's this kind of disease that's running lose and the symptoms are vomiting, and stuff.

COME TO THINK OF VOMITING, I like EXORCIST! REALLY!





THE EXORCIST!!!


And here's my BLOODY PERSONNAL INTERPRETATION of the [halleluyah?] PRIEST
It's just some camera candid cause my blog's getting bored.




I LOOK LIKE SOME POLE DANCE FAGGOT .

And i realised i had no HOLY hat like the priest?



I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WITH THE LAMP POST BUT IT JUST GIVE ME THE SENSE OF EXORCISM. OKAY CRAP. THIS EXORCIST THING IS DRIVING ME NUTS.




Maths paper 2 was alright cause it's the first paper in the early morning and i NEVER DOZE OFF! *Raindrops keep falling on my head keep falling on my head*

And we were given 1 and a half hour of break? Next paper was physics.
I HATE PHYSICS ALOT LAH!
Idiotic OILY face teacher so act cool and gave me detention once!

So the LIME BOOK GANG sat at the round table on the 3rd floor and they were talking about stuffs. Ian and i were listening to songs and "MOTHER" and the rest were laughing at her hyperness.
We repeated "HOW TO SAFE A LIFE" over and over again till that song got stuck in our heads.
And all of us made this swear to fail PHYSICS together.
YAY! I'M DAMN HAPPY THAT I SWEAR TO FAIL PHYSICS!
SERIOUSLY DAMN HAPPY! CAUSE I SIBEI SIBEI SIBEI HATE PHYSICS MAN!
And i tikam tikam do the paper lah. Can't be bothered. BYE BYE top 30 =(



Where's ORANGE DAISY?
Being plucked away by some idiot.

Studying was good yesterday. I had fun. Thanks for intro-ing Carls jr.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY!

YEAH!
FINALLY WEEKENDS!

I'M DAMN EXCITED BOUT THE LANTERN THINGY LATER.
AKINSO,IAN,RISZ,NAJ( hope she still don't find me irritating and still come = x ), STANLEY AND I THINK THATS ALL. BUT HECK. WE'RE ALL FUN PEOPLE.


WAS DAMN EXCITED THEN I KEPT SINGING THE LANTERN WITH MUSIC . AND NAJ GOT IRRITATED CAUSE I INFLUENCED RISZ AND IAN THEN SHE NOT COMING. TETEK BESAR COME LAH!!!

DNT PAPER I'M GONNA FAIL.
HECK LAH I GUESS I'M GONNA FAIL EVERY PAPER.
NO MORE TOP 30 =((((((((((((((

IT'S DAMN DEPRESSING.
WORSE EXAMS EVER.

PEGGY OHHH PEGGY, IF YOU WERE TO SEE THIS,
THANKS BABE!
FOR YOUR FERRERO AND THAT PINK CLIP THINGY?
AND YOUR PANDA'S BELLY GOT YOUR PERFUME SMELL.
ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR EXAMS YOU SEXY MAMAHHHH
hheheheheehehheee

Gabriel by Lamb damn bloody sibei shiok hen hen hen hen nice to listen to.

I'm going to hell. Cause i've not been fasting. = (
Hell, here i come. = (

HEY CLAYPOT,

SWIPER NO SWIPING! SWIPER NO SWIPING !
HELLO, "Dora" here. Unfortunately, im here not to
donate kidneys to your about to hang computer ):

hahaha. EH, im gonna sign your shoes okay (:
and i'll add some garden life to liven it up.
at least lapdance will get a garden to play in right?
hahahaha. and some butterflies to be his/her pet.
seee, im so nice to add all this to entertain lapdance or it'll be so lonely ):
hahah. uh huh uh huh(:

SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT. hahahaha


from, TEAPOT/Flower-girl/Dora(:



a sailor went to see see seeeeee..

MY MUM THREW MY SCHOOL SHOE!
IM DAMN SAD!

Cause it's my favourite shoe? I put so much effort to tear the cloth and stuff. All effort went down the drain. = (

Now im being forced to buy a new one. = (
If not i got no school shoe to wear tomorrow. = (

She's been eyeing on me for the past one month? She kept go throw your shoe buy new one lah.
THROW THROW THROW! now gone = (

So im gonna get two pairs! MUAHAHAH!
There's a perfect plan for the other pair.
FUHHH LERRR MAK! [ sounds so malay ]
Can't wait for my BRRIIIIILLIIAANNT PLAN.

Can you feel the motherly love nicki? Don't cha Don't cha?


Never gonna know
Never gonna know
Let's go out of this place
MAKE IT HAPPEN,
someday