KALA KALA KUTA KUTA EHHHH OHHH EHHH OHHHH !!

Part of my mum's side family came to my house to break fast.And first that i laid my eyes on was this CUTE LITTLE GIRL called SANA. SHE'S DAMN CUTE AND SWEET LOOKING but hey, looks can be decieving. She SLAPPED my sis cause my sis touched her toys. And now there's her hand mark on my sis arm. FCUK! I WAS LAUGHING SO BADLY! Cause it's funny.



cute lil sana na na na na sana na na na na.
HAHA!
na na na na rich girl na na NA NA NA!



I irritated her and she turned and slap me.
= ((((((



I looked like someone here. For those who knows. Starts with S and so it's S***.



That's how she looks like after her slapping.
SHE GIVE ME HIBBY GIBBIES WITH THAT FACE.

AKINSO!
It's next friday lah.. Our rocket science project wasted .

I had a bloody great time in daiso. Especially when we played with the masks and the LELONG LELONG thingy.

Then we went to the indoor playground.And got confronted. Cause there's this spinning thing. Then the three of us sat on it and ask a boy to help make us spin. Then we fell off from the spinning thing cause it sucks you out. And did our MILITARY OBSTICLE!
Shit lah. We stood up and we were all swaying. Damn giddy lah. And we were shouting ARGH! and stuffs lah when doing the MILITARY OBSTICLE.
So we sort of completed the obsticle and this FAT MAN came up and said this is a children's playground.Don't be so violent and stuff as there are kids around you. Crap. I should have grab and run and rape his daughter when he said that.

Fasting is good.
My pants getting lose and i've to re-adjust my belt. YES!

BACK OFF WE'LL TAKE YOU ON!
HEADSTRONG TO TAKE ON ANYONE!
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE WRONG!
HEADSTRONG WE'RE HEADSTRONG! RAH!!!!!!

Right and now even my own kind, BUNGS . Hate their own people. Cause of all this silly argue-ing.

You know who you are. And if you feel like boxing my face please do okay.With pleasure just confront me and hit me with your best shot.

Yeah i crap alot. Im childish you hate it. I'm lame. I don't live in canals. Make fun of me okay? I'm far more happy to recieve insults from you people. I never meant to do anything to make you want to box my face. Yeah i started all this shit. A simple sorry won't bring everything back to where it was.

And my sincere apologies to your clique. If i wouldn't have known you, ALL this messed up shit thingy won't be happening. Sorry to destroy your friendships.

I'll step out of your life. And it's impossible that everything will be back to it was. I only had one problem and it was you. And now everything is being called off. What more you want from me?
You want all those people who hates me to come and beat me up?
Fuck come and beat me up to death. Since it was me who started it, I shall end it.

And the pervious post. Hate it or love it, It's just the way i feel. You can go round saying FUCK RALVIN IS SUCH A *EHEM*LOSER*. RALVIN'S A BITCH. RALVIN LIVES IN LONG KANG.
RALVIN SUCKS!

Didn't want all you people to like me in the first place.

Want the truth, there it was.

I'm so glad that i made this person's day.
She's damn happy with herself now.
Cause she finally got her wish granted, she wants me to hate her. And well, i do now.
The way she confronted me and left me speechless. She must be damn proud of herself and her name.
It's no other than NICOLE CHONG.

It's not some criticizing comment about you.
But if you feel offended then please do alright? Go ahead and blog about me for all you want. Criticize me, Throw my face for all i care.I'm just being honest.And i don't block people in msn alright.

I'm not that oh so nice ralvin okay. I do bitch and gossip about you.And to the extand where i bitch about you ALOT. I don't care about your feelings and therefore i BITCH about you.
And i'm not wearing a mask to cover up my wrongs. I'm right here typing about it.

And you do use chim words okay. For my kind of LOW DOWN person, I'm too dumb and stupid to understand what you're saying. I should be in this place called "PFSC". What the hell is that place i have no idea. Only NICOLE the GREAT knows it. She said i should be there because it's the place for scunny cowards like me.

And please dont drag others into this stuff. It's between us because you liked me and i don't.
After few rejections, you still want to like me and came up with this one whole month thingy. Where i didn't gave you a straight answer.And i can't seem to remember me agreeing with that one month thingy. You were just naive to think that i would agree. And donna is not a low down person alright. IT'S ME! NOT HER!
Please don't drag your own school mates in.
And i'm sorry i broke you and christie up. And GEES. You know what, Christie hates me because i came in between you two. Im sorry christie I didn't see nicole coming even though i saw her lah but didn't SEE her coming. I didn't know it was wrong to give someone my number to make friends. By the way, it's not i gave her but it's SHE ASK FOR IT FIRST.

You need not do this. *cough*loser*cough*. Hate me to the core just say it to my face. Call me loser for all you want. Cause i know nicole is such a successful person who's good in her english.
I am from a neighbourhood school but you need not make me look so dim-witted when im chatting with you. And mind you, we're a school in a neighbourhood but we're not a neighbourhood school. Compare you and me, you got way way better IQ than me. I'm SO LOW CLASS, SO LOW DOWN. Whatever you call it. I'm too stupid for you am i?

And want me to admit the truth,let the whole world see it. SURE!

EVERYONE!
I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT IM A LOSER!
I CALLED NICOLE NAMES BEHIND HER BACK,INFRONT OF EVERYONE. I SHOWED NOT ENTIRELY EVERYONE THE CONVERSATION WHERE SHE CALLED OFF THE ONE MONTH THINGY.BUT I ADMIT I DID SHOW THAT CONVERSATION. I KNOW I HAVE GREAT ACTING SKILLS AND THANKS FOR YOUR COMPLIMENT BUT I THINK YOU HAVE MUCH BETTER SKILLS THAN ME AND THAT MEDIACORP WOULD CONSIDER HIRING YOU. AND YOU CAN SING GIRL! AND YOU DID APPEAR ON TV BEFORE RIGHT? ( BUT I GUESS MEDIACORP STILL DIDN'T CALL YOU)

AND OH YEAH! I'M SUCH A LOW DOWN LOSER THAT MY EX CHEATED ON ME! SO DID YOU MANAGE TO THANK HER PERSONALLY? IF NOT, I'LL BE SO KIND TO THANK HER ON YOUR BEHALF AND IF YOU WANT TO THANK ME, NO PROBLEM NICOLE IT'S MMMMYYYYYYY PLEASURE!

AND MY LAST NAME IS VALBERG NOT VALBERY! GET THIS RIGHT NICOLE CHIONG, I MEAN CHONG BUT WHO CARES CAUSE IT'S TOO LOW DOWN, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED. HA-HA-HA.
AND OH YA I LIKE MY NAME EVEN THOUGH I HAVE RALVIN AS MY STAGE NAME.

AND LASTLY, I DID MAKE FUN OF YOU. I SAID THAT IF YOU WERE TO BE MY GF, I'LL USE YOU AS AN ARMREST OR BETTER STILL, A BED.

THANKS FOR MAKING ME HATE YOU AND WASTED MY THREE MONTHS KNOWING AN UNWORTHY PERSON LIKE YOU.
FRIENDS???
NO WAY!!!
CAUSE YOU WANT IT THAT WAY.

ps, You were the one who started all this therefore thank me for being a nice person to play along with you.
HEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE!!! IT WAS FUN PLAYING THIS GAME WITH YOU! I HAD AN OH MY FUCKING GOD GREAT TIME!!

Hello Ralvin.
Nadene hereeeeee!
I swear your pasword is the stupidest word ever.
Mine's much better okay!
I'm still laughing over it, and no you can't stop me.
And my eyebrows are like the coolest things ever since your eyebrows?
Cause I don't pluck my *, I shave them.
I swear it's not shiok, it's like mofoing pain lah!

You should go watch 'Freaky Friday' on Starmovies which is at like 9pm today?
Yes, cause after I finish blogging for you I'm off to watch that.

You better update your blog okay,
and you can't delete this post.
Cause I blogged it.
And blogging=time spent.
And my time is precious, cause I could use the time to watch tv.
Yes so interesting right?

I'm in love with Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol now?
So I'll post the lyrics here (:

Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol

We'll do it all
Everything
On our own

We don't need
Anything
Or anyone

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel

Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads

I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, They're all I can see

I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I'm probably going to find new shades to shield my oh-so-hot eyebrows from you,
cause I know you'll laugh at me even if they're nice.
And also because you're an evil evil personzzz.

It's like 10 minutes till the movie stars and I'm so bored.
98.7 is stupid- like you,
they're playing all those songs by those black rapping people.
And I don't like rapping people.

Okay byebye!

FINALLY IM BLOGGING.

JUST GOT BACK WITH AKINSO.. WE WENT TO GET MCS!! YAY!!!
WE WERE TIRED LAST NIGHT CAUSE THE SI THING ENDED LATE LAH.. MY TURN CAME QUICK CAUSE THE DOC SKIPPED LOTS OF NUMBER AND AKINSO'S WAS TAKING A HELL LOT OF TIME. THE PHARMACY WAS SLOW TOO.

WE WENT WESTMALL TO EAT AND THEN TO HAUT TO COLLECT HER JEANS THEN HOME.
ON THE WAY TO BUGIS,WE WERE WAITING FOR THE MRT ON BUKIT BATOK PLATFORM. AND AKINSO CAME OUT WITH THIS SPASTIC LOOKING THINGY LAH. ONE LEG STRAIGHT THEN CANNOT BEND.. YEAH SOMESORT LIKE THAT. THEN I CAME OUT WITH THIS STUPID POSE WHEN THE SPASTIC TAKES THE ESCALATOR. HAHAHAHAH! OMG IT WAS SERIOUSLY FUNNY LAH!
ENJOYED LAUGHING WITH HER.

AND ANOTHER FUNNY THING IS. ON SATURDAY WE WENT OUT. WE BOTH FELT LIKE SHITTING BUT COULDNT DO IT. WE CHOSE THE CUBICLE AND SHE WAS NEXT TO ME. WE SPENT LIKE 20 MINUTES SITTING ON THE TOILETBOWL LAH.
RIGHT RIGHT THE FUNNY PART....
I WAS BORED LAH. SO I SENT HER A MESSAGE. AND SHE REPLIED!! HAHAHAH!
THEN I CAME OUT WITH THIS STUPID IDEA. WE COULDNT SPEAK AS THERE WERE ALOT OF PPL OUTSIDE. SO WE PASSED HANDPHONE .YOU KNOW?? I TYPE THEN I PASS IT TO HER BY PUTTING ON THE FLOOR THEN SHE'LL TAKE THE HP AND REPLY SOMETHING...YEAH. THEN I TEAR OUT TISSUES AND WRAP THE PHONE AND PASSED IT TO HER. AND SHE ADDED MORE. AND SO DID I. AND GOD IT WAS SO HILARIOUS.
WE DIDNT WANT TO COME OUT CAUSE GOT PPL OUTSIDE AND KINDA MALU LAH WE TOOK A LONG TIME INSIDE PASSING PHONE. HAHA!
WE COUNT TO THREE AND WENT OUT. HAHAHA!
SO IDIOTIC!!!


k bye! i want to CUP[MUG] now.

I LOVE PRANK CALLS!! HAHAHAHAH!!
THEY MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE SHIT ESPECIALLY WHEN AKINSO'S THE ONE DOING IT. HAHAHHA!!

SIBEI HEN HEN SIBEI HEN SIBEI HEN FUNNY!

I TOLD NAJ MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET TODAY AND SHE LAUGHED LIKE MAD. SHOWERER KNOWS IT,IT'S BOUT MY ASS.
heeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i got nothing to blog. =(((((((

IL BLOG TOMRW WITH SOMETHING DAMN FUNNY YES AKINSO?

SCHOOL TODAY .







I'M OSAMA'S SON!! BOMB ME!!

IM CURRENTLY DYING FROM BOREDOM!!

TODAY WAS RATHER EMO.. K WHATEVER.
CAUSE I WENT OUT ALONE TODAY. YEAH I DIDNT TYPE WRONGLY, I WENT OUT ALONE. ALONE. YI GE REN.

I WAS SICK AND TIRED OF STAYING HOME ALL DAY SO I WENT OUT LAH. MAIN POINT WAS TO FIND THE BAGPACK. BUT I COULDNT FIND ANY NICE ONES.
AND MY STOMACH WAS GRUMBLING AS I HAVENT ATE ANY BREAKFAST OR WHAT SO EVER. WENT TO LONG JOHN NEAR PLAZA SING AND BLA BLA. THIS OLD WOMAN SAT NEXT TO ME CAUSE THERE WEREN'T ANY OTHER SEATS AVAILABLE.
AND I OVERHEARD HER CONVERSATION ON HER MOBILE,

old woman : I tried calling her house but she didn't pick up. Any news about her? All i know she's damn depressed. If u were to get thru, pls tell her to dont DIE.
me : * giggling* cause i find the pls tell her to dont DIE damn FUNNY.
old woman : Im damn worried about her. And now i can't eat my food.*sigh* I think when i'm done eating,i'll rush to her place to check up whether is she fine. BYE

WTH lah. Someone's gonna die. WOOHOOO!

AND IT WAS DRIZZLING OUTSIDE.
RIGHT
I WALKED TO THE CATHAY TO SEE WHETHER THEY SHOWING ANY NICE SHOW.
AND THEY HAD SINGAPORE DREAMING AT 7.10PM.
WELL THE SHOW NOT BAD LAH. I DID LAUGED OUT LOUD ON MY OWN TO KINDA KILL BOREDOM.BUT THERE WERE REALLY HILARIOUS PARTS TO IT TOO. BUT I THINK THE SHOW WAS SUPPOSE TO BE SAD? THE ENDING..
HECK LAH. MY BRAIN AIN'T FUNCTIONING SO I FIND THE SAD PARTS FUNNY CAUSE OF THE HOKKIEN USED. SIBEI SIBEI. AND THE SIAO GI NA? HAAHAHAHA!

AND IT WAS RAINING HEAVILY OUTSIDE. AND I WALKED FROM THE CATHAY TO CITY HALL, TOWARDS ESPLANADE BUT U-TURNED AND WALKED TO BUGIS. ONE HOUR OF NON STOP WALKING. RIGHT. [and a fag too]
MRT-ED HOME.

AND I LOVE THE SONG CANDLEBURN BY DISHWALLA AND PLAYS PRETTY FOR BABY BY SAOSIN. HEHEHEHEHE.

I Miss you know who you are lah . HHEHEHEHEHHEEH

GROSS! I WOKE UP IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN DROOL..
IM NOT SUPPOSED TO SHARE BOUT IT BUT WHAT THE HECK,I FIND THIS INTERESTING SO I SHALL BLOG ABOUT IT. HEEHEE

I HAD THIS WEIRD DREAM WHERE MY SCHOOL FIELD WAS LIKE A KILLING ZONE? WHOEVER STEPS ONTO THE FIELD WILL GET BOMB ALIVE. AND IT'S LIKE ME AND DONT KNOW WHO?[FORGOT ALRD] WERE PLAYING WITH ONE ANOTHER FIELDS.
WE PUT DUMMIES ATTACHED TO CRANES AND LOWER THEM TILL THEY GET BOMBED. AND WE'LL BE LAUGHING OUR ASS OFF. MUAHAHAHAHAH!

AND WHILE PLAYING WITH THOSE DUMMIES, WTF CAME TO MY MIND LAH. YAH. WHAT THE FUCK. AND THE MOMENT I SAW WTF , I VOMITTED. HHAAHAH!
THEN I FASTER WAKE UP LAH! AND OMG! I DROOL LIKE FUCK!
I THINK I THOUGHT IM VOMITTING THEN ALL THE SALIVA CAME OUT.
EYEEERRRRRR! GROSS!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I DROOLED ON ONE SIDE . THEN I WIPE THE REST OF THE SALIVA ON THE MIDDLE OF THE PILLOW AND CONTINUED SLEEPING AT THE VERY LAST CORNER OF THE PILLOW. I THINK I WAS DAMN STUPID TO NOT FLIP OVER THE PILLOW.

WHERE'S ANITA !?!?!?! I WANT HER TO HELP ME COOK. YES, COOK FOR SIR.
HAH.KIDDING.

I WANT TO GO OUT!! Someone ask me out? HEHHEHE.
IM rotting at home! *frown.

AKINSO AND I , WE WENT OUT YESTERDAY. OH HECK YES IT WAS CHAOTIC AND MUCH FUN.
WE MET AT FP AND WENT AHEAD TO P ROAD. TO U KNOW *EHEM FIND HER EHEM EHEM * YEAH.

I HAD MY VERY LATE BREAKFAST AND SHE ,HER SNACKS AT THIS CARPARK. AND THE EXCURSION OF OUR IDIOTIC PHOTO TAKING AND VIDEOS MAKING BEGINS!

IM NOT GONNA DISPLAY ALL PICS. JUST SOME.













-.-



HERS LOOKS WEIRD. HAHAHAHAHHA!



SHE OBSERVED MINE!! = (



That idiotic mirror came in handy









I REALLY NEED TO GO! [ kidding ]



LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF INDIAN MAN GATHERING!!!



WE DARE NOT GO NEAR! AND I SAID WHAT IF WE THROW ONE NAKED GIRL IN?AKINSO SAID THEY CANT BE INTERESTED CAUSE THEY ARE ALL GAYS.THEY'LL JUST STARE AT HER LIKE NO BODY'S BUSINESS.AND SHE SAID WHAT IF WE THROW A GUY IN? ALL THE INDIAN MAN WOULD START CUM-ING. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! GROSS!



I BOUGHT A TUB OF BEN AND JERRY ICE CREAM. AND THAT SILLY AKINSO TILT IT THE OTHER WAY ROUND AND THE 1/4 LEFT OF ICE CREAM FELL ON THE FLOOR.WE MESSED UP THE PLACE AND WROTE OUR NAMES. YEAH!!!

AND WE TOOK ALOT OF VIDEOS. MOST OF IT THE SAME SONG LAH. TWO LUNATIC RUNNING AROUND IN THE VIDEOS. HAHA.
WE WERE BORED SO WE ENTERTAINED OURSELVES.

AFTER PROAD WE WALKED TO LITTLE INDIA AND TO MAC SOMETHING SOMETHING ROAD WHERE WE WERE SO SURE WE SAW AKINSO'S *EHEM EHEM* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AND WE WALKED ALL THE WAY TO THE CATHAY AND WATCHED MONSTER HOUSE. THE BEGINNING DAMN SCARY I TELL YOU! ESPECIALLY WHEN THE LITTLE GIRL RODE HER TRICYCLE AND SANG "LALALALA" SO SCARY!!!!
I SWEAR ITS DAMN SCARY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! stupid

WE WALKED TO SUNTEC AND BOUGHT BEN AND JERRY!! A BIG BIG TUB.

SHE NEED TO GO SO DO I.
TOOK 502 BACK AND SLEPT LIKE A PIG.

SMALL, SIMPLE, SAFE PRICE.
RISE THE WAKE AND CARRY ME WITH ALL OF MY REGRETS.
THIS IS NOT A SMALL CUT THAT SCABS, AND DRIES, AND FLAKES, AND HEALS.
AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO DIE.
I'M NOT AFRAID TO BLEED, AND FUCK, AND FIGHT.
I WANT THE PAIN OF PAYMENT.
WHAT'S LEFT, BUT A SECTION OF PIGMY SIZE CUTS.
MUCH LIKE A SLEW OF A THOUSAND UNWANTED FUCKS.
WOULD YOU BE MY LITTLE CUT?
WOULD YOU BE MY THOUSAND FUCKS?
AND MAKE MARK LEAVING SPACE FOR THE GUILT TO BE LIQUID.
TO FILL, AND SPILL OVER, AND UNDER MY THOUGHTS.
MY SAD, SORRY, SELFISH CRY OUT TO THE CUTTER.
I'M CUTTING TRYING TO PICTURE YOUR BLACK BROKEN HEART.
LOVE IS NOT LIKE ANYTHING.

ESPECIALLY A FUCKING KNIFE !