Saturday, December 30, 2006

Feel like Ok Go-ing again



Love their F ucking band

10:59 PM;


OooooooooooooooH before i forget,
Thank you Julien for your christmas card! ( I recieved it)
Thank you Jiayu for the packet of candies i think it's from charmain too.

And errrr
Snowman and Gingerbreadman hehehehehehhee kena delayed ahhhh.
Nevermind when I'm done, I'll meet you peeps in person and pass it to you.
Travelling around singapore. So fun!

10:33 PM;


Here's my tragic story just for my dinner, NASI AYAM. (Nicki, don't laugh)

- Went to bathe so that i could leave the house and buy dinner
- While showering, soap went into my eye
- Bought dinner
- Bumped into mummy while walking pass Ntuc
- Decided to accompany her buy groceries
- Picked up the 6cans of green tea
- Two cans fell out and one landed on my toes
- 2nd tiny toe started bleeding
TADA!
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- My favourite drink(GREEN TEA) betrayed me and hurt me.
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- Walked home alone with handful of heavy stuffs
- Panicked when trying to avoid 3 FUCKING HUGE FLYING COCKROACHES!!!
- Egg packaging scratched my legs
- Hands shaking thanks to the VERY slow radiation of the taiwan's earthquake
- Not a very pleasant dinner
- Sister laugh at me
- Nicki too (Not portrayed funny loh)

9:31 PM;

Friday, December 29, 2006

Hi people, Ralvin is sick. Very sick. I've learnt my lesson to not play in the rain already. =(
But i like to play in the rain. Fun what. Sick sick lah big deal

I've been cooped up in a room for hours playing gameboy. It's nicki's/vicki's cartridge. Like some Mario games collection. Chey no wonder, it states there SUPER MARIO PARTY. I like mario what. "Thank you Mario. Oh Daisy! " hehehehehehe

Hi we're the cheeky girls from SINGAPORE! hahahahaha! ahhh so funny.

7:19 PM;

Thursday, December 21, 2006

It's the 2nd Month =)

12:39 AM;

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

So I'm back with sis. Went out alone and bumped into her on a road and we both ended up in the hospital. My mum brought the laptop to the ward so that i can blog about my oh so tragic story. So the doctor said that some veins in my brain burst due to the damn ugly accident. And he said he can't do anything about it cause surgery will just waste money as i'm still gonna die one day and told me to sit on whatever i can sit on at home and rot till my whole system shuts down. And then people will start weeping at my melayu funeral and there i go. The End.

Whatever lah hor ralvin. Ralvin = Loser. THANKS EH

Blogger in the day very the lag ah. Want to put up something interesting(well to me of course) made me wait so damn fucking long i just plug off the computer plug. Fucking tamade neh neh kia irritating.(Pms finished already hor) So nevermind nevermind. Wait for another day then i shall post something AHAHA up. ehehehehhehee

So tomorrow I'm finally gonna meet the dentist! YAY! Thank god man it's about time. The bloody metal wires went chaos when i eat. I mean not chaos that chaos lah(Exaggerating can?)
The wires pop up at some places which i least expected then i pull pull the wire loh. Then now my mouth like retard. like like like FUCK *rips hair*

I've been home everyday since Sunday. Wah seh no friends man. Thanks lah hor Sad life. But mummy was home everyday with me as she's on mc. She's going for an operation well not comfirm but she's thinking about it. So I've to take care of her too make sure she doesn't overworked herself. What else do you want me to ask for huh god? WHAT?
=(((((((((( Fucking depressing lah. I'm responsible for pappyie cause my 2nd sis went off to bali and it's been forever since her return and plus that DAMN FUSSY CAT can't eat what i feed her.
One dollar for one canfood and she waste it like that. HELLO DEAR PUSSY PUSSY, People in Africa needs it more than you do. So i leave her food and walk off and she can't stop bugging me. I bring her for corridor jalan jalaning she also dont want. Come on dear PUSSY SPEAK TO ME! WHAT YOU WANT? okay okay enough about that cat. Cute right cute right!?!? (At times not like this ONLY)
I have 4 friends that's willing to accompany me to school tomorrow for school books. Want to know who?? Really?? You want to know who? Okay okay i tell you who. Me, Myself And I And Oxygen. haha. Wonder what they're gonna do when they go to school with me. Right, I'm in my OWN Bloody world. Hell right i am. thanks eh

Wah fuck ralvin you sound like one mother fucking noisy MAK NENEK. Okay okay shut up.
Thanks to the supposedly SNOW, I look like some charlie charplin version 2006 lah okay?
"Raindrops keep falling on my head"
"I'm Singing in the rain"
oh oh! Hence I'm charlie charplin version 2006 without moustache of course, I created this.

La La La La RAIN! *jumps*(x2)
Oh hor RAIN!*jumps*(x3)
Rain rain rain Rainey Rain(x1{aha makes no sense})
*Opens umbrella*
*Floats in the air*
*Shuts the umbrella while in mid-air*
*Makes a terrible landing*
*End up unconscious*
Ni norh ni norh Ambulan Ambulan Lai lerrrrr!
Wah okay i blogged alot. hehe
De ja vu was so unexpectedly nice. I thought it was some bloody fucking boring action movie. Sekali sekali.... You go figure out yourself
Mummy, I'll pray for you
For your health
Your wealth,
I'll sacrifice my savings for you
In fact,
I'll sacrifice anything for you
Cause i never want to lose a great mum like you
May you be rocking on your feets again
Love, Your Lesbian Daughter.

3:09 AM;

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Mummy just said something very very funny. Funny to me lah
hahahahaha
"Help me on the air-con and OFF THE DOOR" WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
OFF THE DOOR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Eh Eh those with the air-con on now right, you all got off the door anot? Must remember to off hor.
hahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahaaa

I'm happy.
Ahak! Happy sial

Went out with this friend of mine slash stalker. Well, if i open up her identity i think SOMEONE is gonna ask her a series of question. So yeah Shh Shh nahxxxxx.

Went Vivo and DAMN! it is boring. So to the T-T-T-Town.
Ate at the not good service hong kong cafe. Stupid immigrants work there. I swear lah those who are working there are the cheena noneks from China lah. Smelly busok people.
To revoltage and she got her cross and my budget plastic taka jewelery band was exchanged with a new one. WOW! (A forever put on thing)

Met Wyn. Yes Wyn that wyn. Pronounced as Wyn(When). But i thought it was Wyn(Wind/win). And i got corrected a hell lot of times for mispronouncing. Man she's damn cute lah. haha
Her way of speech and yeah, just simply adorable. PRIDE BANDS! YAY!
muahahHAHAHAHA
Handed Jovene and Kaevis the bands. And to further walk thru that disgusting smack full of human beings orchard road.
Got STUFFSHAH and sadly for someone only books and cross.
Thanks for today friend. =)

To mo the rrow go to the zoo the zoo. Oxygen mask, I need you to save me from the air pollutions of the animals faeces.



Oh Darling, There's a Million ways to be cruel

11:21 PM;

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Oh no.
Whose gonna scream with me whenever there's flying kakaraches in the house?
No one.
Did i just used scream? Eyeer. Sound so sissy.

Lani go fly fly to bali. The house's gonna be damn quite and whose gonna take care of pappyie?(ME)

1:19 PM;

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

So you think having an affair with a 3 year old kid who gives you air kisses in the lift is cute?
ABSOLUTELY!

11:33 PM;

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Nicki's dog wears PAMPERS(Diapers) How cute and nonsensical. Fuck! It's hilarious man. A dog that actually wears like pampers as pad? Cause her sister is bleeding. I don't see my cat bleeding. How cute lah. hahaha. Gucci's still alive and kicking i mean running and i hope it'll pee in nicki's room. muahahaahaa

I watched puffed-up-fluffy-kimek-penguins at annoying jurong point ystd. Mummy bought her nikon coolpix S9 to pamper herself for working hard. And there's this promotion thingy and she got me a cam too(unexpectedly). Cool. I've got an actual digi cam. So yeah after happy feet, we watched 'The Holiday'. Jack black's another fav actor of mine. The Holiday ain't that bad as they featured a number of Imogen Heap songs(Sexy singer by the way). Which turns the show on and it's better than happy feet lah.(A penguin that taps and helps bring fish home)

And oh yeah. Ian, the two days that you worked right, you wont get paid cause you actually need to sign this contract and work for more than 1 and a half weeks. Sad to say that the 2 days you worked was like for charity.

8:13 PM;


hello readers nicki the oh so dog like girlflend is here to update on ralvin's behalf. you know, she's actually not working anymore, besides commanding me treating me like an anjing, pigging out infront of the tv and playing with her gameboy she found in her secret drawer (ooooo...) she has been doing absolutely nothing. i really think she ought to get shot but i kinda like her and plus i think her sisters are hot hehhehehehehehe :D

i think ralvin's spending too much time on gameboy. she has been swearing countlessly towards that poor electronic device and (obviously) talking to her lonesome self. so tell me people, was i in the right and perfect mind to actually like her? oh bother, she's making funny noises on the phone now.

alright enough of my mad ramblings, nicki's got to fly (not literally), till then i love you all :D

p/s: no im not malay. but i am halal though thanks to ralvin.

4:19 PM;

Saturday, December 09, 2006

I love to camouflage
I love to pee pee
I love tit-y shirts
I love fuck forever t-shirt
I love Meriwether
I love This providence
I love Haut
I love family
I love nicki
I'm starting to love gucci cause it doesnt bark at me like scooby.
I love Pussy Palace(Ian,Akinso,Naj,Mother,xiaoting?steph?risz?)
I love the who's new in the new friends list people(Amelia,jac,jiayu,peilin,chirstie(ROXAS),Arshu,Chaiming,Charmain,Donna,Junita,Nicole,Tingyi,Vanessa,Xinning,Xinyi)
I love classmate(Peggy) And singing Faraway partner and er zuo ju?(shi min)
I love National Museum cause for the sake of making money there
I extra extra love mummy cause she said own room next year(finger cross man)
I love forming my own TAKA JEWELERY
Tonnes of stuffs i wanna say but(don't get me started please)
Bye bye idiotic nonupdating diary. you suck

3:08 PM;

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Sorry ah previous post was hehehehehehhehee. yeah
Sorry diary.........


Anyway had been working since saturday. Well it was fun but ian backed out on me. So i'm left with my sis bf to work with. And i'm working everyday but taking a week off soon or something. Well it's damn tiring as most of it is hard labour but the pay to me is worthwhile though. Extra hours means more. haha.
Oh, one last thing, sorry nicki victims. To those that she's been ranting to about me.(Boring subject i know) One piece of advice to those she rants to. Stuff your ears with cotton or something. =)



Fuck im tan. =( =( =( =( =(

11:42 PM;

Monday, December 04, 2006

Suck cock you asshole

2:01 AM;

Sunday, December 03, 2006

be an asshole you know ralvin, go get some rfgbdfjhj!!! job and throw nicki aside. but i miss you ral -shows ugly face- and im waiting for you to get your arse home so you can talk to me. okay, im being a powerbiatch i don't even know if im suppose to be here. but i just miss you lah ok!! DNJFJwsnfedgj!!!! come come let nicki compose and sing you a song;

nicki is cool,
unlike you,
and nicki misses baby boo,
BING BANG KALAMAZOOOOOOO!,
nicki is cool,
unlike you.

okay, the least you can do is clap :( someone please save nicki. poor lonely soul, poor lonely soul. -inserts emo boy slitting wrist picture-

kidding, bye readers :D grassy sex partayy!! \m/

3:32 PM;

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