Mummy thinks I'm dumb cause she's number 1 ACCURATE information giver whattttt.
She called and said meet at cathay. Which cathay there's like 3 cathay theatre? Woodlands? Cineleisure? Or THE cathay?
Mum : opposite heeren one.
An hour later,
Mum : The one near to plaza sing*Puts down phone*
15 minutes later,
Mum : Be there at 7.15. She repeat 7.15 for 80364826 times and in Slow MO so that particular number 7 oh so 15 can get into my thick head.
How sad. =((((((((( My mum thinks I'm dumb.
IN NA WHAT!!?!!!!!?!?!
tsk neh neh pok ah

HI dancing penguins i'm coming to watch you. MUahahahahhaa
I hope it's penguins.
Ahhhhhhhhh-AHAHAHAHA!

Oh yeah and nicki swam! Incredibly she didn't drown. Well I think she swam in the baby's pool and dive in there too. FUCK I'm kidding. She claims she's tan now. That means i have a BANGLA GF!&^&*%#^&!@#&*^#! Jeng jeng jeng! FUCK I'm kidding TOO!

Peggy ah peggy.
No more fruits in your tagboard? So sad no more entertainment.
Now rain rain rain durian season over leeeeeeeeeeer.
Fruitbuyer(me) Goes for EATCHEEBIES strawberries. (Ichigobliss strawberries) Cause their frozen. :-)

It was the battle of the TWITS to get away from one another. We have two pairs of contestants, COUPLE A consists of Nicki and Ralvin and COUPLE B consists of Charmain and Jiayu. WE had to runaway from another thats the objective of the game.





We look so innocent(ehemNO) but looks can be decieving. WHATEVER LAH RALVIN! Stop the trying to act serious kind of tone and whatever the contestants bullshit thing i made that up.[Due to lack of sleep]

So had a so called wake up call from nicki, she and charmain came down to westside. Her second time. COOL. Went to jiayu's house to play the aeroplane-shoot-shoot-fucking-addictive-game and they played with her rabbit. What's the rabbit name? RABBIT. hahaha thats funny. And p/s nicki, in case you didn't know rabbits jump or hop or let's say MOVE. So you need not scream your ass off like as though you're being raped. hahaha. KIDDING. Weakheartling.

Had ban mian and popiah fucking aunty sorry lah if i said NO chilli in chinese wrongly. I think she heard me wrongly. I was supposed to say bu yao la jiao then i think she heard me said bu yao LAN jiao. So she gave me a hell lot of chilli and a dollar was wasted. =((((((((((((((((((
And to the three of you, I'm really really very sorry for being very irritating. Not enough sleep equals to tired me equals to very crappy me equals to can you please shut up ralvin equals to my answer is NO equals to VERY VERY ANNOYING! Dui bu qi, HOR!

We went to science center. Entance for gallery viewing alone was cheap. We went seperate ways.[Private time EHEM] And i had alot of fun. Cause serious mode was no where to be found so it was plain crap all the way. And plus point is, nicki can crap along with me she won't avoid me when irritating and just YA her head the whole time. PHEW.



And so you didn't know, See that bangla-in-sari-woman behind me, She asked me whether can she join me in that picture posing like that? YEAH why not? And she's the only friend i made today. haha! kidding ya all. IRRITATING BRACE FACE get lost lah!!!! Sari woman wanna have the whole pic to herself. moving on...




Now you know what i meant by can crap along with me?



I LOIIIIIKEEEEE this alot cause look like ghost. RAHHH! We are ju-ons FAILURES!
Cause we don't use eyeliner to draw our freaking eyes like panda. Sorry ah JU-ON!

We played the hammer thing and WOW Charmain damn violent sia. Such a violent girlfriend. Jiayu becareful later you both go swimming ah i think yours can tear. =x
That was fun and the photo thing that when you take your own portrait, you can see yourself as a baby, teenager, child, old ahma, adult. Hilarious lah babi


Looks like you play bowling right then you STRIKE then will have some icon appearing on the tv above. We're icons. I LOOOOORRRRRVVVVVEEEEEEE.

Aiyah lazy to post all pics. So i'll end here. Bye bye.

And i would like to thank my MUSIC SOURCE ALOT! thanks babe.

GuuuuGuuuuuuuuAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I'm damn happy today! But not really that happy cause tamade nicki is sick. And when she's sick, means very sick. Very sick means VERY VERY SICK. Till she makes me worry like as though the earth's mantle gonna crack one day and lead to END OF THE WORLD.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I saw daddy today. Daddy = MY FATHER! !MY FATHER = Daddy. Not some sugar daddy though but i got 2.5.Alphabet O. The last i saw him was on my birthday which was kinda a long time ago. Hi renoma boxers and levi's breatheeeeeee. hehehehee

Dad had his tattoo done some what lightning stuffs he wanted. He had a butterfly tattoo on his ass during the 70s and next he's gonna have an angle on his shoulder. And he allows me to have a tattoo too ONLY when i'm in my legal age which is 8-tin.
So i asked why a butterfly? He said butterfly goes to flower to flower sucking nectar right? And i'm like YA???? Indirectly saying FLIRT! So he's saying that instead of going to flowers, he goes to LADIESSSSS and maybe not suck lah perhaps fuck? or suck somestuff lah. Don't want to mention them HERE. But HEY you get the idea. hehehe. It does make ALOT of sense though. How silly yet smart of him to come out with such stuff. haha. So can i get a butterfly and call myself a flirt? (Nicki's gonna kill me) hehehehhehe

He started introducing me to some people saying hey meet my son. And yeah totally treating me like his son. Mens section we went and mens perfume is what he wanted to get for me. Nah since i got 2.5.alphabet O no thanks lah. Too bad he won't be in singapore on christmas. =(((

Hate is a strong word but i really really really don't like you. Nicki has been singing this for quite sometime and i finally saw the music vid on trl today.
CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH now even though it's repeat, i still love watching it. FAV!

59 hearts in that glass bottle. If i were to break it it's fake right? right right right?
So much for million gazillion. Exaggerating only lah....
I love the slugs from flushed away but love nicki more anyway.
haha
Today was pretty awesome even though town was seriously boring and not happening.
Leavingyouwaslikeleavingapartofmerighthon? hahahaha
Thursday is gonna be fun! I think. Outside escape at 9.45am? That means 10 alarm clocks should be surrounding me.

Okay neeki-neekis this is for you.
Don'tbesoHAPPY One Month to all you neeki-neekis.

Neeki-Neekis = One and Only Nicki Thng Pei Qi(sorry for the full name hon)

And that thingy i send you yesterday kinda the embarassing for me but hoped you like it.

Love you bitch. Morning call please. I am such a babi(pig) and i think you need to call twice. hehe xie xie ni horh

CHEE SAI BUNNY BUNNY IS OFFICIALLY DONE!
YIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPIIIIIEEEEEE!!
Now it just needs it's rightful owner and i so hope chee sai bunny bunny wins patrick! YEAH!

And your welcome for actually noticing you. hehe. If ya know what i MIIIIIEEEAAAAN

And i don't really update livejournal. Maybe i should try going there once in awhile.

because ralvin is my chee sai bunny bunny and i love you so :) kekekezZxxzXZX!!!

This keeps me happy always. haha
Watching this video makes me laugh over and over again.
It's funny don't you think? If you get it lah. DUH





They smuggle people thru horses how dumb lah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA(its funny to me)


P.s Peggy, you got something to watch now.

Story of a FINGER
Gonna see ian in another errrrr 7-8 hours time?
YAY!!!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Hi braces, Hair and (FINALLY)growing nails.

To those victims whoever i've cheekily asked gingerbreadman or snowman and your address right, Stop asking me what is it as it's A TOP PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL SECRET that only I know what i'm gonna do with it. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And your answer is simple, Check your mailbox most probably next month okay?(That's why i asked for your address)
And save your saliva and stop asking me what is it about. hehehhehehee
SO FUN!

Anyway, I'm in my braces now. Feels like another set of teeth growing infront of the original one. Kinda fun lah but i can't chew YET! I don't care i've been very depressed the past few days cause i can't eat the food i want. =(((((((((((((((!!!!!!!!
I think when school re-open, alot of people will be asking me to open my goddamn mouth and *arrrrh* or *eeeeeiii* whatever lah the sound effect they'll usually make when they ask you to open your mouth.
It's just a I THINK thingy.
I want to blog about the stage of me spitting out blood and stuff when they abstract the two teeths but i guess not? Cause you'll be damn grossed out as THERE WILL BE PICTURES of it. MUAAHAHAHAHA

I need a job lah! Wah kao eh. I don't mind working at toys r us. Kinda fun. Nevermind see how things go this sat. DAMN EXCITED!

So far it's already 30 people i've asked and if it's possible, i'll try asking for more. IF IT'S POSSIBLE
So you UN-CHOSEN few can sit back and chew your hair whole day long and wait until if i were to EVER ask you. heeeeheeeee

ARROGANT WORMS, I LOVE YOU!

In another approximately 5 hours, I'm going to the airport alone to fetch mummy. Sisters are coming up with bloody excuses cause they're just so darn lazy to travel to the other side of singapore to even fetch their own mummy.
And I'm going cause I know mum's not that strong to carry her own luggage as her legs are having some problem when she left and now she's back it's gonna be more worse.


And in another 12-13 hours, I'm gonna get two molar tooth abstracted. Right, so that's four injections. Ouch. And if you were to ever know, I HATE THE DENTIST TO THE CORE! I actually don't mind injections anywhere else but injections on the gum fucking hurts like shit.
I'm getting pretty tensed up though but I'M STILL EXCITED! hehe.
Keep smiling ralvin!
And there's no more monkey-face-bite-marks. That's just depressing.

Babe,

Can you be fucked 10 fingers again? And Shut that Elastic gap of yours for ETERNITY!
Can anot can anot? Don't think so cause the more you put into it, the more it'll expand! And sooner or later, It'll be a black hole and you can find little kids going into it and exploring the "Other World".

Customizing of school bag is fun!
And i know my sewing sucks lah. Thanks eh.

I see LAPDANCE again on my bag. weeeeeee

Fucking Fuck Cock used to do a 10 rounds non-stop run around the park. And now decreased to 7. That explains to the number of times i've skipped trainings. Stamina dropped like WOW.

I've changed my sleeping style. I'm nocturnal now. And i sleep at 6am something always.

Why the sudden visit to the park? I went to bed at 5am and tossed and turned and was still hyper though so yeah used the energy. Lame i know. But the morning breeze was fucking awesome.

Right, Today, I mean yesterday, Was totally WICKED. Seriously can't wait for next week ya all. Excitements coming up!

I'm sweating like a pig right now and i'm tired too so i'll probably just faint on my bed for now. I'm using the term MY BED for the time being cause mummy's away. And I'm not ashame to admit that when my mum was in Singapore, I Share the bed with her cause i freaking don't have a room. And moreover, I LOVE MY MUM!

So you fucking egoistic jerks can bend down real low and try your best to suck your own cock cause i don't have a fetish for guys only for the exception of gays and sissies(Love them, Such cool people). Anyway, You can go kiss my sorry ass goodbye alright?

P.s ian, Can i don't go to jas house tomorrow? You expect me to be there at 1. And i mean 1!!!! I think my eyes will grow fungus or something.
PREEEETIIII PLEASEEEEZZZZZ. Worse come to worse, you dragged me out of my bed.
Love you. BYE

Just now was good. Especially when i searched for stuff in spotlight. Varieties of ideas came up to me but i'll just stick to one.

Songs by Mayday Parade are really good for me at this point of time.
Especially "One Man Drinking Games". That's good good good.

I think next week will be a good week. Mum back, pants ready, braces on, haircut, hope zenon parents will not ground her by then.

I just feel like posting pictures today. = )
Base on year 2006.
And i saved ALOT of money on haircuts this year. It's gonna be my third haircut soon.




Jas birthday. Remember facing the wall and peeling oranges and ian and i sprinting to jas house just to wish her happy birthday?



I remember it was hers and jas birthday treat. I never took a pic with jas on that day. So don't blame me as you may think i'm being bias.




Me and Jas in toilet playing with coach sunglasses before our westzone 2006 match.
We did the scalps advert. BATTERIES NOT INCULDED, right jas?



After Juniors game. Fucking tanned back then



Valentines' Day. Was dateless back then. Had tonnes of fun especially at the noodle shop remember great old buddy?



Geeky Nerdy over at akinso's place. I remembered she just got her laptop.





Was feeling random on that day with akinso and we bought our mum flowers. I wrote 'I Love You Mummy' and gave it to her with that sunflower. Hope she's doing fine in India now.



THE VERY FAMOUS POSE(i think) When i first knew peggy.



I was complaining on how bushy my hair was back then. And peggy snapshot me.



So the next day after school, Peggy and I and schoolmates went to cut our hair. Me some fucking geek carrying hello kitty bag cause i was damn excited to cut so-called-grass-hair.



The very typical malay kinda camerawhoring pose is to GASP and look away from the cam. And pretend something's happening when there's actually nothing. I miss argh argh man. DAMN



Made new friends. Julien. That was us marching back then. And my hair was so short it felt like some KIMEK pubic hair lah.



We bonded closer and studied together for Mid-Year. And all the CUTE CUTE wordings are done by julien. Thanks eh. Whatssup with this people and their,"EYEER, So cute."



SECOND LANE!!!!



Hahh



Damn retarded



First pic with fishball(Till today, I still don't get her actual name) Damn spastic can? Fucking white mochis in the mouth.
IT'S DENISE BIRTHDAY!!



The famous NOT-MY-SLIPPER picture.



A.R.I MAN!



Whacky days if you were to read my previous post you'll get it.
Happy over something. SOMETHING



I wore a hairband out cause i claimed that my hair was getting bushy again. Totally kidding. Ex'ses onezzzzzzzz.



The famous saddistic face. Thanks to people calling me leukemia patient. Second hair cut.



1st time to SINGAPORE IDOL!



See that face? Cause was so totally forced to be in that pic.



The pebbles there were so freaking cool! That we stuffed some in our pockets and brought them home.



All time favourite RAH photo



And this too.



YAY!!! SECOND TIME TO SINGAPORE IDOL!!
I got no face so i drew it. Awesome huh?



Perumal road us. Chase the chasing cars lah



LANTERN FESTIVAL!




Ian and I before becoming Powerpuff GAYS. Prepared kungfu moves and I love ian's pose lah. Fucking Spastic and FUNNY! My cute gaybro leh.

And to end it all, KISS GOODBYE to all that has happen.
Thanks peep.

Right look at the time when i started blogging and now it's 5.24am. TSK!
Nocturnal sia.

Such a long long long post.



I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS and not forgetting you.

p/s: hello chee sai hunny bunny nicki loves you too :B

Mummy's going to fly fly bye bye to India
=(
Three RascalMusketeers left to conquer the castle for the next entire week
I'll Miss You

Anyway, My left hand looks like i've dipped it in some chocolate. And it's awfully stained.
Zenon to the rescue please?

Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who's back?

ME!

I had a hell lot of good time with Ian man.
Crappy-ness non-stop.
We went to our favourite spot during sec 1 time. At some staircase on the 14 floor overlooking chinese garden but thanks to some BLUE condo, no more nice view.
So we video-d and joke and stuff and his camera battery died on us man.
=(((((
So sad but i had budget camera and i mean very very budget to continue filming.

Sang Mr.Brightside again.
It was hilarious and Boston was damn damn funny. We thought we recorded it but all the while we were singing to a camera that's shut down. Shit. Good times i tell you.
It poured and we were sweating like pigs so we ran in the rain till it stopped raining.
And both felt like eating ice kacang.
Yeah, Ice kacang when we're soaking wet.

We went to the study corner, and I picked up some styrofoam and we did KUNGFU videos!
Ian went first but that video sucked like hell then my turn then his again.
We were Ice kacang drunk lah and kept laughing to ourselves when there's nothing to laugh about.
Right, So here's Ian video. It's damn hilarious cause while standby-ing for him, we danced CAN CAN. And for his kicking part, he missed!! HAHHAHAA! DAMN FUNNY! I mean to us lah it's damn funny. But it's lame so you can just probably refrain(Corrected By Nicki) yourself from watching it. =D
He's actions were damn spastic lah. Gees. So funny(to me)
And Ian lift me up lah. Nearly bang the electrical box thingy. But hey, There's only two person that could lift me. Ian and akinso, are very strong people.




And dude!! THE idiotic pillar still made my waist there pain lah. Fuck it sia! Fuck it with umbrellas.
If you're thinking what I'm thinking B2. IF.

I just had my splendid late breakfast. It was like soooo totally awesome. It was the clementi carrotcake i remembered i first had them was with SOMEONE. Yeah someone. SLURPS. Sedap DOK!

Okay anyway, Ian's here and he's been like sleeping ever since he arrived. Pig you know this one. So i thought i could have my SWEET SWEET revenge. Remember last time, I was so tired i fell asleep in my living room then he took tissues to tickle my nose hairs. I actually wanted to video him down sleeping and i'll be stuffing in tissues in his nose instead but NOOOO. I was taking pictures of him and he woke up. TSK! Irritating you know!



So there he was sleeping soundly then i went closer to the face and i think he heard me giggling so he woke up and.......



TADA!! WOKE UP!



And back to sleep again.

So he got up and finished the other 1/4 of the carrot cake. And now he's sitting beside me on the chair and he took one of the couch pillows and tried sleeping again.
Too bad lah bro TOO BAD!
Because, my 2nd sis was like disturbing him NON-STOP! WAHAHAHAHA!!
She was like playing some hardcore and disturbing songs on itunes and you know i care for my bro right i told her to eh someone sleeping don't BLAST music. So yeah she got over the music thingy and went to take TISSUES!! HAHAHA!!
Tissues for what? To cover ian cause she claimed that HE WAS COLD. HAHAHAHHAA!!





So you see the white thing on his back? That's my sis HARDWORK in making ian warm.
Right, So I'm gonna ask ian this. ARE YOU COLD?
ian: Erm not anymore dude, thanks to your sister, yeah, YOUR SIS!!
Ian typed that. = )

And I'm so sorry dude. Today's not your day cause there's some construction worker drilling stuffs above my house. And with my sis disturbing you then some idiotic cars making a hell lot of noise. Not your day dude.

SO NOW WE CAN CAM/VIDEO WHORE!!!
YAY!!!!!!

I'll post bout what we did later.

POWERPUFF GAYS YA'LL!
Peace out