A man is driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "Pig!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "Bitch!" They continue on their way and, as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. And died. And the pig lives happily ever after. The End/Fin/Selesai/Wan le.
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