toiletbowls

2008-02-08T23:00:00.000+08:00

I think I'm going deaf

2007-04-29T16:44:00.000+08:00

Who wants to help me cut my hair?

2007-04-22T11:58:00.000+08:00

TICKLE ME EMO!

I hate you too! You're not the only one with issues!
nbccb

2007-04-09T22:14:00.000+08:00

I find it cool when you're sewing your fucking uniform and your mum sits next to you listening to hoobastank on her new ipod.
haha

Okay, listen up, man! Here's Dr ralvin the pro again on some forgery actions! Not ready then just pretend you are.

THE NEVER FAIL SICK EXCUSE
Please excuse (insert your name here) for missing school the past two days. He/she was suffering from amnesia and forgot to go to school. He/she is much better now, thank you. Please never mention this to anyone, as it may trigger a relapse.
Sincerely (Insert your parent's signature)

haha funny? yeah you go and try then you'll find it funny.

Another one okay?
ANNOYING QUESTIONS TO ASK YOUR TEACHER
1.How do we know the sky isn't really green and we're just colorblind?
2.Can i do to the tinkle-dinkle-ha-ha room?(the loo)
3.Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?
4.If you stick yourself with a pencil, will you get lead poisoning? (haha!)
5.Do amoebas fell love?
6.Why do dogs sniff our butts?
7.(for some cases) How's the diet going?
8.Why did they name uranus URANUS?
9.Could you repeat the question? I wasn't listening? hehe oops sorry.
10.Why are you smelly?

I really pity the acne faced teacher.

2007-04-05T11:28:00.000+08:00

I didn't go to school, *pause* haha NOT

SCHWA SCHWA.
Kernfirm

2007-04-03T20:03:00.000+08:00

GIRYL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Girly man man man man man man man
hahahaha please watch. Indian thriller with english lyrics! hehehhe

Dude I love you *pause* NOT!
hahahahhahha!

2007-04-02T22:03:00.000+08:00

40 year old something new friend, Mumthaj Begum.

Annoying annoying. I'm always the one. :(PUI

2007-04-01T21:46:00.000+08:00

Here are some Dr. Ralvin's Miracle Cures!

For Hiccups:
1.Put your elbow in your mouth and hold it there for 30 minutes.
2.Hold your breath, and while you're holding it drink an entire 8 oz. glass of water without stopping to breathe.
3.Place a wastebasket on your head and have someone play the drum solo from "Lord of the Rings"
4.Eat a spoonful of sugar.
5.Have someone run over your toes with a car.
6.Get nose-to-nose with someone you dislike and stare at him or her for 15 minutes.(eeeeeewwww)
7.Think of three blad men.
8.Stand on your head.(If break don't blame me)
9.Bungee jump with no cords attached.
10.Pour salt/pepper on your tongue.
11.Write "I will not hiccup" 50 times on yourself.
Anway, who cares if the hiccups don't stop?

Acne/Pimple:
Cover pimples with a yellow highlighter.
If condition persists, cover head with a brown paper bag.

IF ALL ELSE FAILS, TAKE TWO ASPIRINS AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING, MAN.

PS. If these work, it's a MIRACLE!

2007-03-31T22:14:00.000+08:00

GUUEEEESSSST WHOOOOZZEEEZ BACCKKKISSSS?

Hello blog long time no see, feel, touch, smell, hear!
As you can see, my hair now ish beri verlong. Except pubic hairs which are trimmed and NEVER EVER SHAVED AGAIN! itchy itchy lah when shave. nabeh. the razor cheat my feelings one.
right
risziana happoy birthday! bye

2007-03-19T18:38:00.000+08:00

Dude! Next time you want to shit right, go to the toilet yourself okay? Cause i don't want to copy 10-5=5. 5 ah 5 sets of school rules. Fucking boring! hahahahaa. Want shit, i shit with you. In the same cubicle if you wish. (we'll share)

2007-03-15T18:56:00.000+08:00

Put your hands up in the air

2007-03-13T00:50:00.000+08:00

Sure is some psychopath movie which i love. Features (not)really alot of real nice you know what i mean(titttties) but nevertheless, it's still enjoyable to the eyes. Girls in the 18th-century are gorgeous(only in the movie lah) I love the last part! Everyone had sex with one another in public and i mean like everyone goes naked and fuck even the pope. *only for those with the sense of smell

2007-03-10T21:41:00.000+08:00

My blog's dead don'tcha think?

BBBBBBBBBOOOORING

2007-03-08T14:48:00.000+08:00

Shi min is nice. :0) She gave us lollippppppppppppppppPOP

2007-03-05T07:30:00.000+08:00

I should have known not to "play" with you. Especially in the morning.
Consequences:-Missed my fucking bus
-Flagged for no fucking cab
-Went back home(still crippled can't run)
-Cab lines (ssssssss) lineS are fucking busy
-Got a cab finally after much irritating on-hold songs but noticed i was still late
-Paid poor uncle who rushed for me 4 bucks(Don't want to break my late coming record)
-Got a call from miss sharon tan who laughed cause i fell from the road and into the drain(true okay)
yah(x3)
Can't help but to laugh at myself. silly silly silly boy/homo.

And i had a dream last night titled "The last glimpse of my umbrella in the moshpit"

haahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhaaa i'm a creep

2007-03-03T10:26:00.000+08:00

Just before fall out boy i fucking sprained my ankle
How fucking stupid can i fucking be?Ans:VERY
Hate ralvin. ARRRRRGH

2007-02-23T23:46:00.000+08:00

No lies, just love

Good good nice nice yummy yummy dinner. ASHTON! woooooo

Finally nicki brought me somewhere new.

Pardon me to irresistable

Hi nicki friends and more friends friends and more friends friends friends. Natesha magnolia, happy belated birthday and thank ralvin for the spoons. Please try using them as it helps you to limit the amount so you need not run extra rounds for netball.

I'm sorry i've tried but my instincts tells me that THAT person is here to cause serious damage and i don't like.

2007-02-22T14:27:00.000+08:00

Dude, i know how you feel. We both feel the same and we have to wait till 7 march. Torturous right? Fucking sad man.

I like where we are
When we drive in your car
I like where we are
here

Whispers, "hello, i've missed you quite terribly"

2007-02-18T00:09:00.000+08:00

A man is driving up a steep and narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "Pig!" The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "Bitch!" They continue on their way and, as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. And died. And the pig lives happily ever after. The End/Fin/Selesai/Wan le.
Happy. Chinese. New. Year!

2007-02-07T21:41:00.000+08:00

Happy birthday xinning in advance! ( I bet nicki don't know what we've been up to. pb. heheheeeee )
SHHHHHHUUUUUUSSSSSShhhhh
I still find the tu amor? changed to mengamuk and the i saw you on tv yesterday. I thought it was you but horse. HILARIOUS
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa!

Are you thinking what i'm thinking B2?
I think i am B1.
It's FORT CANNING PARK!
yay

No more update till i don't know when.

oh oh oh Replies to tags. haha
the person the 1-20 right. hi.
then the 21 right, hello.
Charmaine, hello. :-)
Farahnadya, O.K
risz, errr do design spec. You can re-do research. OI! remember to bring ahhhhhh. Thank Ewwwww horssxzxxzz.
Lays, hor.

Okay lah BYE butors/butohs/butuhs/buturs.

2007-01-28T00:06:00.000+08:00

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!

2007-01-22T15:03:00.000+08:00

Computer gone case. Thanks to the P*rn thingy. Yeah P*rn thingy. GO FIGURE(Bloody gay people)
Nicki's in camp
Yesterday was third month(Yay)
I think the ozone layer must have vanished or something which explains the harmful hot sun/weather everyday.(Oh lord)
Lots of assignment not completed. Minus 5 marks if i were to hand in book review tomorrow which is better than nothing. English rep somemore. tsktsktsk Disgrace. hehe(hehe somemore. hehe somemore You die)
My sister keep on curi-ing my ipod. (curi = steal)
Mummy's going for operation on thursday and me dentist. (uh oh)
Malay weddings help me dig my own grave(Fucking boring)
Pappyie's ass got infection(seriously)
I have to use plenty of coins for bus rides(Bloody ez-link)
It's xiuwen's birthday today(Happy birthday)
My malay sucks(Thank you Mr faisial)
Common test is nearing(I still can't believe that suhaila is teaching us)
Don't really like mondays(Betty talks alot)
Laura Lau is always on the run(Some hyper active woman always running around chasing people and catching them)
Sometimes the prata's curry very the watery(eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)
I want to do something and i will do it(With the help of ian.Maybe?)
Lim shi min drew a flower on my hand(Might as well draw tree)
We sometimes have picnic in class
I hate Parkway's Giant(A HELL LOT! THE STAFFS THERE SUCKS LIKE REALLY SUCK SUCK SUCK OKAY?!?!!)

Let me elaborate, First was the bloody hunchback spastic retard looking very irritating man who.. Who you know lah. That man. Nabeh.
Then then the bloody cashier woman. WAH I CAN'T STAND/SIT HER FOR NUTS LAH!!! We were queuing. Long queues on sunday. Then then she opened another counter. I was like YAY! then kan chiong abit lah go to that counter. I don't know what the hell i did that in a way offend her or something that she MUST keep on blinking/jeling-ing/diao-ing me. Hello dark cheena looking woman who looks like a malay but speaks chinese. You think faking a chinese is very COOL is it? Yes i am very racist against her. VERY. Your eyes aren't very big you know stop blink blink blinking will you? Then she keep on staring lah stare stare STARE for all i care lah. Mutter to yourself somemore. MUTTER LAH MUTTER! I was like What?? What did i do? Seriously couldn't stand her so i did the *ehem*YOU SUCK!!!*ehem* Fuck cock bitch.
I think she was the one mumbling through the PA system. Mumble somemore mumble somemore lah. You have to repeat yourself for TWO FREAKING times somemore. Not my fault that your oral sucks okay?(Not to say mine is very great. Got marbles in mouth what) Don't blame me cause the manager must have fired you off the PA system job and brought you to the cashier. Sick in the head bitch. Should have asked you RIGHT IN THE FACE, "You've got a problem is it?" You watch out. You watch outtttttttt

2007-01-15T21:46:00.000+08:00

Miss tay's lessons always cracks me up.
I was singing The Monday Blues all the way to school thanks for the alarm clock that i accidentally off. Woke up late lah what else.

Oh oh And the very funny thing about school today, Suhaila(The relief teacher lah) left the class. Cause she was tired? And left early. Yeah. TIRED. We were dismissed at 1pm and we didn't leave cause that'll cause us all more trouble. So we in class laugh laugh laugh due to something funny. Cause of the previous relief teacher obviously. Got so fed up cause no one bothered to listen to her lessons. Of course lah cause almost okay lah MOST of the time you're just reading blankly from your sources. How we under the stand?
Miss pms-ing relief teacher: You know what 4d, I give up. OKAY? I Give up. You can continue talking for all you want.
4d: *Some sleeping, talking, reading and actually some listening.*
Miss pms-ing relief teacher: *packs her stuff*
Fireman, MR kodomo powder and akinso: Laughing laughing at don't know what. Cause fireman said something like eh we all stand and greet her "Thank you MAM". Wah damn busted lah.
Some stood up while she left. Tsk tsk tsk
Aiyoh...

Walked home with ian and akinso and don't know what Life and death lah and hell and heaven and torture and something not accepting water when given while dehydrating in sahara/dessert and cursing and swearing upon our sins and worrying.

I'm coming over but it never was enough
I thought it through and my worst brings out the best in you
Well I got a bad feeling about this

2007-01-10T21:45:00.000+08:00

Book talk fail la fail.

Sec 4 sure is fun but there's a handful of work almost everyday. No more slacking like sec 3. Plus the class i'm in is MOTIVATED. So.... GET MOTIVATED! No more missing lessons cause of lazyness. Must chiong chiong CHIONG ARGGGHGHHH!H!!!! hehe

Dnt's making me go haywire. Time schedule lah bla bla lah. We're all like huh?
And Mr Ong said V-I-B-R-A-T-O-R today. Wah then his face expression like damn funny lah. hahaahahahaha vibrating man

Spastic's academy are going to the pool and the bowls and pins on friday. YAY! I hope all can make it. So we'll have lots lots lots of gerekness fun!(for the time being)
Then monday kena pin down by assignments again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

Teachers sure are weird this few days ah. Some only. Some.

Hey kitty, Go get a dog okay? GO AND GET A DOG. Not my PUPPY please. ThanKEW.

Eh shit i forgot the N sync song that got everyone singing. Esp akinso

2007-01-08T17:27:00.000+08:00

Eeeeee i saw chaiming. 3rd to see me in Uni. Dis the gus the ting.

Natural reaction when you see laura lau you'll either run, avoid her, hide or faster tidy up yourself. Ian and I kena cause our hair was in a mess. TSK! So we've to go all girly girly looking pinning up our fringes and errrr the sideburn don't mention about it. Just. EEEEEEEEE! Gross.
We dare not say anything cause YOU'RE ALWAYS RIGHT WHAT. neh
Just seriously don't like her. Okay, I hate her. hehe

Akinso never turned up when we ate kfc. So we were all laughing laughing and smiling smiling. Ian's deaf. Naj's blind. Xiao Ting's Mute? Ralvin's spastic. It was fun.

Where's miss tan peiling? And mdm rosie? The relief teacher not teaching lehhhhhhh.
She's reading reading reading never clearify. Read directly from notes as though we can't like that. Ask question she also don't know how to answer. Yeah you relief relief until may is seriously NOT A RELIEF LAH.
Humanities go down the drainnnnnnnnnn.
And we've got to start on our DnT coursework already. Fun and Humour, Any ideas?

Finally tomorrow i get to see you. YAY!

2007-01-04T21:15:00.000+08:00

Oh yah.
Thanks kelroy for the very super ultra late birthday present and christmas present. Appreciate it much though. Even though we somehow attracted laura lau's attention. Scared she starts yelling and yelling and yelling then whole school turn. Wah die. Anyway, xie xie ni hor. Hen xi huan na ke pluto. haha

2007-01-04T17:10:00.000+08:00

Such a silly boy

2007-01-03T03:26:00.000+08:00

OIIIII RALVIN AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN YOU PLEASE SLEEEP!!!!!!!!!!

Wah kao eh 1 hour stare at the ceiling turn turn turn. Remove blanket then cover self with blanket again. Nabeh. Only like 2 hours of sleep left might as well don't sleep lah! I'm a kiasu human so i'm a 5am something person.
I see peilin online and saw her in the movies just now too. Play maple again that one. Soooooooo coincidence.

Oh yah. TODAY, I CUT MY FINGERNAILS WITH NAILCLIPPER!!!!!!!
Wah damn happy can. Always tend to bite bite bite and today i actually used a nailclipper. WAH i tell you, The feeling damn shiok can. *Grabs nailclipper and made the first clip. *CLUCK!*
WAHHH!!!!!! SO THE HAPPY!!!!!!!
AAHHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAH!
Okay not amusing.

My Dear Neighbour is gonna put me in detention.

2007-01-03T00:41:00.000+08:00

Oil Papers

PEGGY PEGGY PEGGY!
REMEMBER REMEMBER REMEMBER!!!!!!

Remember last year after pe lessons, we were all so sweaty then out face becomes oily and all that. Then we'll ask for the blue oil paper and wipe wipe wipe our faces... Then wipe finish and keep it in our handbook. hahaahahahaaa
I still have all the oil paperssssss. paperSSSSS.
Then we'll write down the date. hahahahahaha
I have one on my birthday 14th August 2006. One on 7th August 2006. Latest one 30th July 2006.
WAH damn disgusting. hehehehehehehehehehehee

2006-12-30T22:59:00.000+08:00

Feel like Ok Go-ing again

Love their F ucking band

2006-12-30T22:33:00.000+08:00

OooooooooooooooH before i forget,
Thank you Julien for your christmas card! ( I recieved it)
Thank you Jiayu for the packet of candies i think it's from charmain too.

And errrr
Snowman and Gingerbreadman hehehehehehhee kena delayed ahhhh.
Nevermind when I'm done, I'll meet you peeps in person and pass it to you.
Travelling around singapore. So fun!

2006-12-30T21:31:00.000+08:00

Here's my tragic story just for my dinner, NASI AYAM. (Nicki, don't laugh)

- Went to bathe so that i could leave the house and buy dinner
- While showering, soap went into my eye
- Bought dinner
- Bumped into mummy while walking pass Ntuc
- Decided to accompany her buy groceries
- Picked up the 6cans of green tea
- Two cans fell out and one landed on my toes
- 2nd tiny toe started bleeding
TADA!

- My favourite drink(GREEN TEA) betrayed me and hurt me.
- Very Depressed Me
- Walked home alone with handful of heavy stuffs
- Panicked when trying to avoid 3 FUCKING HUGE FLYING COCKROACHES!!!
- Egg packaging scratched my legs
- Hands shaking thanks to the VERY slow radiation of the taiwan's earthquake
- Not a very pleasant dinner
- Sister laugh at me
- Nicki too (Not portrayed funny loh)

2006-12-29T19:19:00.000+08:00

Hi people, Ralvin is sick. Very sick. I've learnt my lesson to not play in the rain already. =(
But i like to play in the rain. Fun what. Sick sick lah big deal

I've been cooped up in a room for hours playing gameboy. It's nicki's/vicki's cartridge. Like some Mario games collection. Chey no wonder, it states there SUPER MARIO PARTY. I like mario what. "Thank you Mario. Oh Daisy! " hehehehehehe

Hi we're the cheeky girls from SINGAPORE! hahahahaha! ahhh so funny.

2006-12-21T00:39:00.000+08:00

It's the 2nd Month =)

2006-12-20T03:09:00.000+08:00

So I'm back with sis. Went out alone and bumped into her on a road and we both ended up in the hospital. My mum brought the laptop to the ward so that i can blog about my oh so tragic story. So the doctor said that some veins in my brain burst due to the damn ugly accident. And he said he can't do anything about it cause surgery will just waste money as i'm still gonna die one day and told me to sit on whatever i can sit on at home and rot till my whole system shuts down. And then people will start weeping at my melayu funeral and there i go. The End.

Whatever lah hor ralvin. Ralvin = Loser. THANKS EH

Blogger in the day very the lag ah. Want to put up something interesting(well to me of course) made me wait so damn fucking long i just plug off the computer plug. Fucking tamade neh neh kia irritating.(Pms finished already hor) So nevermind nevermind. Wait for another day then i shall post something AHAHA up. ehehehehhehee

So tomorrow I'm finally gonna meet the dentist! YAY! Thank god man it's about time. The bloody metal wires went chaos when i eat. I mean not chaos that chaos lah(Exaggerating can?)
The wires pop up at some places which i least expected then i pull pull the wire loh. Then now my mouth like retard. like like like FUCK *rips hair*

I've been home everyday since Sunday. Wah seh no friends man. Thanks lah hor Sad life. But mummy was home everyday with me as she's on mc. She's going for an operation well not comfirm but she's thinking about it. So I've to take care of her too make sure she doesn't overworked herself. What else do you want me to ask for huh god? WHAT?
=(((((((((( Fucking depressing lah. I'm responsible for pappyie cause my 2nd sis went off to bali and it's been forever since her return and plus that DAMN FUSSY CAT can't eat what i feed her.
One dollar for one canfood and she waste it like that. HELLO DEAR PUSSY PUSSY, People in Africa needs it more than you do. So i leave her food and walk off and she can't stop bugging me. I bring her for corridor jalan jalaning she also dont want. Come on dear PUSSY SPEAK TO ME! WHAT YOU WANT? okay okay enough about that cat. Cute right cute right!?!? (At times not like this ONLY)
I have 4 friends that's willing to accompany me to school tomorrow for school books. Want to know who?? Really?? You want to know who? Okay okay i tell you who. Me, Myself And I And Oxygen. haha. Wonder what they're gonna do when they go to school with me. Right, I'm in my OWN Bloody world. Hell right i am. thanks eh

Wah fuck ralvin you sound like one mother fucking noisy MAK NENEK. Okay okay shut up.
Thanks to the supposedly SNOW, I look like some charlie charplin version 2006 lah okay?
"Raindrops keep falling on my head"
"I'm Singing in the rain"
oh oh! Hence I'm charlie charplin version 2006 without moustache of course, I created this.

La La La La RAIN! *jumps*(x2)

Oh hor RAIN!*jumps*(x3)

Rain rain rain Rainey Rain(x1{aha makes no sense})

*Opens umbrella*

*Floats in the air*

*Shuts the umbrella while in mid-air*

*Makes a terrible landing*

*End up unconscious*

Ni norh ni norh Ambulan Ambulan Lai lerrrrr!

Wah okay i blogged alot. hehe

De ja vu was so unexpectedly nice. I thought it was some bloody fucking boring action movie. Sekali sekali.... You go figure out yourself

Mummy, I'll pray for you

For your health

Your wealth,

I'll sacrifice my savings for you

In fact,

I'll sacrifice anything for you

Cause i never want to lose a great mum like you

May you be rocking on your feets again

Love, Your Lesbian Daughter.

2006-12-16T23:21:00.000+08:00

Mummy just said something very very funny. Funny to me lah
hahahahaha
"Help me on the air-con and OFF THE DOOR" WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
OFF THE DOOR!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Eh Eh those with the air-con on now right, you all got off the door anot? Must remember to off hor.
hahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhaahahahhahahahahahahahahaaa

I'm happy.
Ahak! Happy sial

Went out with this friend of mine slash stalker. Well, if i open up her identity i think SOMEONE is gonna ask her a series of question. So yeah Shh Shh nahxxxxx.

Went Vivo and DAMN! it is boring. So to the T-T-T-Town.
Ate at the not good service hong kong cafe. Stupid immigrants work there. I swear lah those who are working there are the cheena noneks from China lah. Smelly busok people.
To revoltage and she got her cross and my budget plastic taka jewelery band was exchanged with a new one. WOW! (A forever put on thing)

Met Wyn. Yes Wyn that wyn. Pronounced as Wyn(When). But i thought it was Wyn(Wind/win). And i got corrected a hell lot of times for mispronouncing. Man she's damn cute lah. haha
Her way of speech and yeah, just simply adorable. PRIDE BANDS! YAY!
muahahHAHAHAHA
Handed Jovene and Kaevis the bands. And to further walk thru that disgusting smack full of human beings orchard road.
Got STUFFSHAH and sadly for someone only books and cross.
Thanks for today friend. =)

To mo the rrow go to the zoo the zoo. Oxygen mask, I need you to save me from the air pollutions of the animals faeces.

Oh Darling, There's a Million ways to be cruel

2006-12-14T13:19:00.000+08:00

Oh no.
Whose gonna scream with me whenever there's flying kakaraches in the house?
No one.
Did i just used scream? Eyeer. Sound so sissy.

Lani go fly fly to bali. The house's gonna be damn quite and whose gonna take care of pappyie?(ME)

2006-12-13T23:33:00.000+08:00

So you think having an affair with a 3 year old kid who gives you air kisses in the lift is cute?
ABSOLUTELY!

2006-12-10T20:13:00.000+08:00

Nicki's dog wears PAMPERS(Diapers) How cute and nonsensical. Fuck! It's hilarious man. A dog that actually wears like pampers as pad? Cause her sister is bleeding. I don't see my cat bleeding. How cute lah. hahaha. Gucci's still alive and kicking i mean running and i hope it'll pee in nicki's room. muahahaahaa

I watched puffed-up-fluffy-kimek-penguins at annoying jurong point ystd. Mummy bought her nikon coolpix S9 to pamper herself for working hard. And there's this promotion thingy and she got me a cam too(unexpectedly). Cool. I've got an actual digi cam. So yeah after happy feet, we watched 'The Holiday'. Jack black's another fav actor of mine. The Holiday ain't that bad as they featured a number of Imogen Heap songs(Sexy singer by the way). Which turns the show on and it's better than happy feet lah.(A penguin that taps and helps bring fish home)

And oh yeah. Ian, the two days that you worked right, you wont get paid cause you actually need to sign this contract and work for more than 1 and a half weeks. Sad to say that the 2 days you worked was like for charity.

2006-12-10T16:19:00.000+08:00

hello readers nicki the oh so dog like girlflend is here to update on ralvin's behalf. you know, she's actually not working anymore, besides commanding me treating me like an anjing, pigging out infront of the tv and playing with her gameboy she found in her secret drawer (ooooo...) she has been doing absolutely nothing. i really think she ought to get shot but i kinda like her and plus i think her sisters are hot hehhehehehehehe :D

i think ralvin's spending too much time on gameboy. she has been swearing countlessly towards that poor electronic device and (obviously) talking to her lonesome self. so tell me people, was i in the right and perfect mind to actually like her? oh bother, she's making funny noises on the phone now.

alright enough of my mad ramblings, nicki's got to fly (not literally), till then i love you all :D

p/s: no im not malay. but i am halal though thanks to ralvin.

2006-12-09T15:08:00.000+08:00

I love to camouflage
I love to pee pee
I love tit-y shirts
I love fuck forever t-shirt
I love Meriwether
I love This providence
I love Haut
I love family
I love nicki
I'm starting to love gucci cause it doesnt bark at me like scooby.
I love Pussy Palace(Ian,Akinso,Naj,Mother,xiaoting?steph?risz?)
I love the who's new in the new friends list people(Amelia,jac,jiayu,peilin,chirstie(ROXAS),Arshu,Chaiming,Charmain,Donna,Junita,Nicole,Tingyi,Vanessa,Xinning,Xinyi)
I love classmate(Peggy) And singing Faraway partner and er zuo ju?(shi min)
I love National Museum cause for the sake of making money there
I extra extra love mummy cause she said own room next year(finger cross man)
I love forming my own TAKA JEWELERY
Tonnes of stuffs i wanna say but(don't get me started please)
Bye bye idiotic nonupdating diary. you suck

2006-12-05T23:42:00.000+08:00

Sorry ah previous post was hehehehehehhehee. yeah
Sorry diary.........

Anyway had been working since saturday. Well it was fun but ian backed out on me. So i'm left with my sis bf to work with. And i'm working everyday but taking a week off soon or something. Well it's damn tiring as most of it is hard labour but the pay to me is worthwhile though. Extra hours means more. haha.
Oh, one last thing, sorry nicki victims. To those that she's been ranting to about me.(Boring subject i know) One piece of advice to those she rants to. Stuff your ears with cotton or something. =)

Fuck im tan. =( =( =( =( =(

2006-12-04T02:01:00.000+08:00

Suck cock you asshole

2006-12-03T15:32:00.000+08:00

be an asshole you know ralvin, go get some rfgbdfjhj!!! job and throw nicki aside. but i miss you ral -shows ugly face- and im waiting for you to get your arse home so you can talk to me. okay, im being a powerbiatch i don't even know if im suppose to be here. but i just miss you lah ok!! DNJFJwsnfedgj!!!! come come let nicki compose and sing you a song;

nicki is cool,
unlike you,
and nicki misses baby boo,
BING BANG KALAMAZOOOOOOO!,
nicki is cool,
unlike you.

okay, the least you can do is clap :( someone please save nicki. poor lonely soul, poor lonely soul. -inserts emo boy slitting wrist picture-

kidding, bye readers :D grassy sex partayy!! \m/

2006-11-29T17:46:00.000+08:00

Mummy thinks I'm dumb cause she's number 1 ACCURATE information giver whattttt.
She called and said meet at cathay. Which cathay there's like 3 cathay theatre? Woodlands? Cineleisure? Or THE cathay?
Mum : opposite heeren one.
An hour later,
Mum : The one near to plaza sing*Puts down phone*
15 minutes later,
Mum : Be there at 7.15. She repeat 7.15 for 80364826 times and in Slow MO so that particular number 7 oh so 15 can get into my thick head.
How sad. =((((((((( My mum thinks I'm dumb.
IN NA WHAT!!?!!!!!?!?!
tsk neh neh pok ah

HI dancing penguins i'm coming to watch you. MUahahahahhaa
I hope it's penguins.
Ahhhhhhhhh-AHAHAHAHA!

Oh yeah and nicki swam! Incredibly she didn't drown. Well I think she swam in the baby's pool and dive in there too. FUCK I'm kidding. She claims she's tan now. That means i have a BANGLA GF!&^&*%#^&!@#&*^#! Jeng jeng jeng! FUCK I'm kidding TOO!

Peggy ah peggy.
No more fruits in your tagboard? So sad no more entertainment.
Now rain rain rain durian season over leeeeeeeeeeer.
Fruitbuyer(me) Goes for EATCHEEBIES strawberries. (Ichigobliss strawberries) Cause their frozen. :-)

2006-11-25T22:44:00.000+08:00

It was the battle of the TWITS to get away from one another. We have two pairs of contestants, COUPLE A consists of Nicki and Ralvin and COUPLE B consists of Charmain and Jiayu. WE had to runaway from another thats the objective of the game.

We look so innocent(ehemNO) but looks can be decieving. WHATEVER LAH RALVIN! Stop the trying to act serious kind of tone and whatever the contestants bullshit thing i made that up.[Due to lack of sleep]

So had a so called wake up call from nicki, she and charmain came down to westside. Her second time. COOL. Went to jiayu's house to play the aeroplane-shoot-shoot-fucking-addictive-game and they played with her rabbit. What's the rabbit name? RABBIT. hahaha thats funny. And p/s nicki, in case you didn't know rabbits jump or hop or let's say MOVE. So you need not scream your ass off like as though you're being raped. hahaha. KIDDING. Weakheartling.

Had ban mian and popiah fucking aunty sorry lah if i said NO chilli in chinese wrongly. I think she heard me wrongly. I was supposed to say bu yao la jiao then i think she heard me said bu yao LAN jiao. So she gave me a hell lot of chilli and a dollar was wasted. =((((((((((((((((((
And to the three of you, I'm really really very sorry for being very irritating. Not enough sleep equals to tired me equals to very crappy me equals to can you please shut up ralvin equals to my answer is NO equals to VERY VERY ANNOYING! Dui bu qi, HOR!

We went to science center. Entance for gallery viewing alone was cheap. We went seperate ways.[Private time EHEM] And i had alot of fun. Cause serious mode was no where to be found so it was plain crap all the way. And plus point is, nicki can crap along with me she won't avoid me when irritating and just YA her head the whole time. PHEW.

And so you didn't know, See that bangla-in-sari-woman behind me, She asked me whether can she join me in that picture posing like that? YEAH why not? And she's the only friend i made today. haha! kidding ya all. IRRITATING BRACE FACE get lost lah!!!! Sari woman wanna have the whole pic to herself. moving on...

Now you know what i meant by can crap along with me?

I LOIIIIIKEEEEE this alot cause look like ghost. RAHHH! We are ju-ons FAILURES!
Cause we don't use eyeliner to draw our freaking eyes like panda. Sorry ah JU-ON!

We played the hammer thing and WOW Charmain damn violent sia. Such a violent girlfriend. Jiayu becareful later you both go swimming ah i think yours can tear. =x
That was fun and the photo thing that when you take your own portrait, you can see yourself as a baby, teenager, child, old ahma, adult. Hilarious lah babi

Looks like you play bowling right then you STRIKE then will have some icon appearing on the tv above. We're icons. I LOOOOORRRRRVVVVVEEEEEEE.

Aiyah lazy to post all pics. So i'll end here. Bye bye.

And i would like to thank my MUSIC SOURCE ALOT! thanks babe.

2006-11-23T01:50:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PEILIN!

2006-11-23T00:39:00.000+08:00

GuuuuGuuuuuuuuAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

I'm damn happy today! But not really that happy cause tamade nicki is sick. And when she's sick, means very sick. Very sick means VERY VERY SICK. Till she makes me worry like as though the earth's mantle gonna crack one day and lead to END OF THE WORLD.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

I saw daddy today. Daddy = MY FATHER! !MY FATHER = Daddy. Not some sugar daddy though but i got 2.5.Alphabet O. The last i saw him was on my birthday which was kinda a long time ago. Hi renoma boxers and levi's breatheeeeeee. hehehehee

Dad had his tattoo done some what lightning stuffs he wanted. He had a butterfly tattoo on his ass during the 70s and next he's gonna have an angle on his shoulder. And he allows me to have a tattoo too ONLY when i'm in my legal age which is 8-tin.
So i asked why a butterfly? He said butterfly goes to flower to flower sucking nectar right? And i'm like YA???? Indirectly saying FLIRT! So he's saying that instead of going to flowers, he goes to LADIESSSSS and maybe not suck lah perhaps fuck? or suck somestuff lah. Don't want to mention them HERE. But HEY you get the idea. hehehe. It does make ALOT of sense though. How silly yet smart of him to come out with such stuff. haha. So can i get a butterfly and call myself a flirt? (Nicki's gonna kill me) hehehehhehe

He started introducing me to some people saying hey meet my son. And yeah totally treating me like his son. Mens section we went and mens perfume is what he wanted to get for me. Nah since i got 2.5.alphabet O no thanks lah. Too bad he won't be in singapore on christmas. =(((

Hate is a strong word but i really really really don't like you. Nicki has been singing this for quite sometime and i finally saw the music vid on trl today.
CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH now even though it's repeat, i still love watching it. FAV!

2006-11-22T00:22:00.000+08:00

59 hearts in that glass bottle. If i were to break it it's fake right? right right right?
So much for million gazillion. Exaggerating only lah....
I love the slugs from flushed away but love nicki more anyway.
haha
Today was pretty awesome even though town was seriously boring and not happening.
Leavingyouwaslikeleavingapartofmerighthon? hahahaha
Thursday is gonna be fun! I think. Outside escape at 9.45am? That means 10 alarm clocks should be surrounding me.

2006-11-21T01:10:00.000+08:00

Okay neeki-neekis this is for you.
Don'tbesoHAPPY One Month to all you neeki-neekis.

Neeki-Neekis = One and Only Nicki Thng Pei Qi(sorry for the full name hon)

And that thingy i send you yesterday kinda the embarassing for me but hoped you like it.

Love you bitch. Morning call please. I am such a babi(pig) and i think you need to call twice. hehe xie xie ni horh

CHEE SAI BUNNY BUNNY IS OFFICIALLY DONE!
YIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPIIIIIEEEEEE!!
Now it just needs it's rightful owner and i so hope chee sai bunny bunny wins patrick! YEAH!

And your welcome for actually noticing you. hehe. If ya know what i MIIIIIEEEAAAAN

And i don't really update livejournal. Maybe i should try going there once in awhile.

2006-11-20T02:17:00.000+08:00

because ralvin is my chee sai bunny bunny and i love you so :) kekekezZxxzXZX!!!

2006-11-19T00:54:00.000+08:00

This keeps me happy always. haha
Watching this video makes me laugh over and over again.
It's funny don't you think? If you get it lah. DUH

They smuggle people thru horses how dumb lah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA(its funny to me)

P.s Peggy, you got something to watch now.

2006-11-18T03:23:00.000+08:00

Story of a FINGER
Gonna see ian in another errrrr 7-8 hours time?
YAY!!!

2006-11-18T02:52:00.000+08:00

Ohhhhhhhhhhh
Hi braces, Hair and (FINALLY)growing nails.

2006-11-16T23:44:00.000+08:00

To those victims whoever i've cheekily asked gingerbreadman or snowman and your address right, Stop asking me what is it as it's A TOP PRIVATE & CONFIDENTIAL SECRET that only I know what i'm gonna do with it. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And your answer is simple, Check your mailbox most probably next month okay?(That's why i asked for your address)
And save your saliva and stop asking me what is it about. hehehhehehee
SO FUN!

Anyway, I'm in my braces now. Feels like another set of teeth growing infront of the original one. Kinda fun lah but i can't chew YET! I don't care i've been very depressed the past few days cause i can't eat the food i want. =(((((((((((((((!!!!!!!!
I think when school re-open, alot of people will be asking me to open my goddamn mouth and *arrrrh* or *eeeeeiii* whatever lah the sound effect they'll usually make when they ask you to open your mouth.
It's just a I THINK thingy.
I want to blog about the stage of me spitting out blood and stuff when they abstract the two teeths but i guess not? Cause you'll be damn grossed out as THERE WILL BE PICTURES of it. MUAAHAHAHAHA

I need a job lah! Wah kao eh. I don't mind working at toys r us. Kinda fun. Nevermind see how things go this sat. DAMN EXCITED!

So far it's already 30 people i've asked and if it's possible, i'll try asking for more. IF IT'S POSSIBLE
So you UN-CHOSEN few can sit back and chew your hair whole day long and wait until if i were to EVER ask you. heeeeheeeee

ARROGANT WORMS, I LOVE YOU!

2006-11-13T03:17:00.000+08:00

In another approximately 5 hours, I'm going to the airport alone to fetch mummy. Sisters are coming up with bloody excuses cause they're just so darn lazy to travel to the other side of singapore to even fetch their own mummy.
And I'm going cause I know mum's not that strong to carry her own luggage as her legs are having some problem when she left and now she's back it's gonna be more worse.

SOMETHING'S

And in another 12-13 hours, I'm gonna get two molar tooth abstracted. Right, so that's four injections. Ouch. And if you were to ever know, I HATE THE DENTIST TO THE CORE! I actually don't mind injections anywhere else but injections on the gum fucking hurts like shit.
I'm getting pretty tensed up though but I'M STILL EXCITED! hehe.
Keep smiling ralvin!
And there's no more monkey-face-bite-marks. That's just depressing.

NOT

Watching friday night videos cracks me up.

Especially

GIRL TALK!

OH-MAC-A-DONALD (failing attempts of rapping)

WHEN WE ATE ICE-CREAM SPASTICALLY

AND NOT FORGETTING THE KOREAN GIRLS

THE ONE WITH THE FALLING AND THE SINGING

God damn hilarious man. I need a job man. Seriously need to find one.

RIGHT

Cleaning of the house here i come. Later mum's back then nag alot. Never at peace you know her mouth.

Nicki's mouth another problem. She NAGS too. And there she goes laughing her ass off about my religious class thingy and my sewings and my YUM/HUM and retardedness for the past 2 days.

I've to stop here. Bye bye now.

HERE

2006-11-09T19:35:00.000+08:00

Babe,

Can you be fucked 10 fingers again? And Shut that Elastic gap of yours for ETERNITY!
Can anot can anot? Don't think so cause the more you put into it, the more it'll expand! And sooner or later, It'll be a black hole and you can find little kids going into it and exploring the "Other World".

Customizing of school bag is fun!
And i know my sewing sucks lah. Thanks eh.

I see LAPDANCE again on my bag. weeeeeee

2006-11-08T06:18:00.000+08:00

Fucking Fuck Cock used to do a 10 rounds non-stop run around the park. And now decreased to 7. That explains to the number of times i've skipped trainings. Stamina dropped like WOW.

I've changed my sleeping style. I'm nocturnal now. And i sleep at 6am something always.

Why the sudden visit to the park? I went to bed at 5am and tossed and turned and was still hyper though so yeah used the energy. Lame i know. But the morning breeze was fucking awesome.

Right, Today, I mean yesterday, Was totally WICKED. Seriously can't wait for next week ya all. Excitements coming up!

I'm sweating like a pig right now and i'm tired too so i'll probably just faint on my bed for now. I'm using the term MY BED for the time being cause mummy's away. And I'm not ashame to admit that when my mum was in Singapore, I Share the bed with her cause i freaking don't have a room. And moreover, I LOVE MY MUM!

So you fucking egoistic jerks can bend down real low and try your best to suck your own cock cause i don't have a fetish for guys only for the exception of gays and sissies(Love them, Such cool people). Anyway, You can go kiss my sorry ass goodbye alright?

P.s ian, Can i don't go to jas house tomorrow? You expect me to be there at 1. And i mean 1!!!! I think my eyes will grow fungus or something.
PREEEETIIII PLEASEEEEZZZZZ. Worse come to worse, you dragged me out of my bed.
Love you. BYE

2006-11-07T03:23:00.000+08:00

Just now was good. Especially when i searched for stuff in spotlight. Varieties of ideas came up to me but i'll just stick to one.

Songs by Mayday Parade are really good for me at this point of time.
Especially "One Man Drinking Games". That's good good good.

I think next week will be a good week. Mum back, pants ready, braces on, haircut, hope zenon parents will not ground her by then.

I just feel like posting pictures today. = )
Base on year 2006.
And i saved ALOT of money on haircuts this year. It's gonna be my third haircut soon.

Jas birthday. Remember facing the wall and peeling oranges and ian and i sprinting to jas house just to wish her happy birthday?

I remember it was hers and jas birthday treat. I never took a pic with jas on that day. So don't blame me as you may think i'm being bias.

Me and Jas in toilet playing with coach sunglasses before our westzone 2006 match.
We did the scalps advert. BATTERIES NOT INCULDED, right jas?

After Juniors game. Fucking tanned back then

Valentines' Day. Was dateless back then. Had tonnes of fun especially at the noodle shop remember great old buddy?

Geeky Nerdy over at akinso's place. I remembered she just got her laptop.

Was feeling random on that day with akinso and we bought our mum flowers. I wrote 'I Love You Mummy' and gave it to her with that sunflower. Hope she's doing fine in India now.

THE VERY FAMOUS POSE(i think) When i first knew peggy.

I was complaining on how bushy my hair was back then. And peggy snapshot me.

So the next day after school, Peggy and I and schoolmates went to cut our hair. Me some fucking geek carrying hello kitty bag cause i was damn excited to cut so-called-grass-hair.

The very typical malay kinda camerawhoring pose is to GASP and look away from the cam. And pretend something's happening when there's actually nothing. I miss argh argh man. DAMN

Made new friends. Julien. That was us marching back then. And my hair was so short it felt like some KIMEK pubic hair lah.

We bonded closer and studied together for Mid-Year. And all the CUTE CUTE wordings are done by julien. Thanks eh. Whatssup with this people and their,"EYEER, So cute."

SECOND LANE!!!!

Hahh

Damn retarded

First pic with fishball(Till today, I still don't get her actual name) Damn spastic can? Fucking white mochis in the mouth.
IT'S DENISE BIRTHDAY!!

The famous NOT-MY-SLIPPER picture.

A.R.I MAN!

Whacky days if you were to read my previous post you'll get it.
Happy over something. SOMETHING

I wore a hairband out cause i claimed that my hair was getting bushy again. Totally kidding. Ex'ses onezzzzzzzz.

The famous saddistic face. Thanks to people calling me leukemia patient. Second hair cut.

1st time to SINGAPORE IDOL!

See that face? Cause was so totally forced to be in that pic.

The pebbles there were so freaking cool! That we stuffed some in our pockets and brought them home.

All time favourite RAH photo

And this too.

YAY!!! SECOND TIME TO SINGAPORE IDOL!!
I got no face so i drew it. Awesome huh?

Perumal road us. Chase the chasing cars lah

LANTERN FESTIVAL!

Ian and I before becoming Powerpuff GAYS. Prepared kungfu moves and I love ian's pose lah. Fucking Spastic and FUNNY! My cute gaybro leh.

And to end it all, KISS GOODBYE to all that has happen.
Thanks peep.

Right look at the time when i started blogging and now it's 5.24am. TSK!
Nocturnal sia.

Such a long long long post.

I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS and not forgetting you.

p/s: hello chee sai hunny bunny nicki loves you too :B

2006-11-05T04:16:00.000+08:00

Mummy's going to fly fly bye bye to India
=(
Three RascalMusketeers left to conquer the castle for the next entire week
I'll Miss You

Anyway, My left hand looks like i've dipped it in some chocolate. And it's awfully stained.
Zenon to the rescue please?

2006-11-02T22:07:00.000+08:00

Come here little kiddies, On my lap
Guess who's back?

ME!

I had a hell lot of good time with Ian man.
Crappy-ness non-stop.
We went to our favourite spot during sec 1 time. At some staircase on the 14 floor overlooking chinese garden but thanks to some BLUE condo, no more nice view.
So we video-d and joke and stuff and his camera battery died on us man.
=(((((
So sad but i had budget camera and i mean very very budget to continue filming.

Sang Mr.Brightside again.
It was hilarious and Boston was damn damn funny. We thought we recorded it but all the while we were singing to a camera that's shut down. Shit. Good times i tell you.
It poured and we were sweating like pigs so we ran in the rain till it stopped raining.
And both felt like eating ice kacang.
Yeah, Ice kacang when we're soaking wet.

We went to the study corner, and I picked up some styrofoam and we did KUNGFU videos!
Ian went first but that video sucked like hell then my turn then his again.
We were Ice kacang drunk lah and kept laughing to ourselves when there's nothing to laugh about.
Right, So here's Ian video. It's damn hilarious cause while standby-ing for him, we danced CAN CAN. And for his kicking part, he missed!! HAHHAHAA! DAMN FUNNY! I mean to us lah it's damn funny. But it's lame so you can just probably refrain(Corrected By Nicki) yourself from watching it. =D
He's actions were damn spastic lah. Gees. So funny(to me)
And Ian lift me up lah. Nearly bang the electrical box thingy. But hey, There's only two person that could lift me. Ian and akinso, are very strong people.

And dude!! THE idiotic pillar still made my waist there pain lah. Fuck it sia! Fuck it with umbrellas.
If you're thinking what I'm thinking B2. IF.

2006-11-02T16:08:00.000+08:00

I just had my splendid late breakfast. It was like soooo totally awesome. It was the clementi carrotcake i remembered i first had them was with SOMEONE. Yeah someone. SLURPS. Sedap DOK!

Okay anyway, Ian's here and he's been like sleeping ever since he arrived. Pig you know this one. So i thought i could have my SWEET SWEET revenge. Remember last time, I was so tired i fell asleep in my living room then he took tissues to tickle my nose hairs. I actually wanted to video him down sleeping and i'll be stuffing in tissues in his nose instead but NOOOO. I was taking pictures of him and he woke up. TSK! Irritating you know!

So there he was sleeping soundly then i went closer to the face and i think he heard me giggling so he woke up and.......

TADA!! WOKE UP!

And back to sleep again.

So he got up and finished the other 1/4 of the carrot cake. And now he's sitting beside me on the chair and he took one of the couch pillows and tried sleeping again.
Too bad lah bro TOO BAD!
Because, my 2nd sis was like disturbing him NON-STOP! WAHAHAHAHA!!
She was like playing some hardcore and disturbing songs on itunes and you know i care for my bro right i told her to eh someone sleeping don't BLAST music. So yeah she got over the music thingy and went to take TISSUES!! HAHAHA!!
Tissues for what? To cover ian cause she claimed that HE WAS COLD. HAHAHAHHAA!!

So you see the white thing on his back? That's my sis HARDWORK in making ian warm.
Right, So I'm gonna ask ian this. ARE YOU COLD?
ian: Erm not anymore dude, thanks to your sister, yeah, YOUR SIS!!
Ian typed that. = )

And I'm so sorry dude. Today's not your day cause there's some construction worker drilling stuffs above my house. And with my sis disturbing you then some idiotic cars making a hell lot of noise. Not your day dude.

SO NOW WE CAN CAM/VIDEO WHORE!!!
YAY!!!!!!

I'll post bout what we did later.

POWERPUFF GAYS YA'LL!
Peace out

2006-10-29T00:40:00.000+08:00

Whatsup with me calling people BRA?

Those LUCKY few should know.
You know
"ralvin ralvin love ya love ya long time..(Continue with song) How come everytime you come around my london london bridge wanna go down. " Okay damn gay.

I have limited friends so yeah.
Lucky few

Imogen Heap great indie female singer lah. Slurps.
Really i love her voice like how much i love blood. Double slurps on THAT!

Jalan raya on monday i think? Naj let me know about it. thanks. =)

2006-10-27T23:09:00.000+08:00

Braces on 15th November.
I'm DAMN EXCITED!

I like having talks when you lay in my arms and we're speaking face to face. SLURPS

Right, So off we went to charmain's house. And nicole's block lift is FUCKING DISGUSTING! All the Pi sai? ( Nose shit )
HAHAHAA!! DAMN GROSS! And we'll be squeezing in the middle trying our best to avoid the shits. I find it damn hilarious.

Hardly had any sleep. And the night was kinda fun. But the morning was FUNNER. Especially when peilin was singing the "Dui bu qi, teacher song" Don't know what little white boat. And her farts were sibei shiok lah.

Went TM and had long john. Bungs one role and the other party one role. It was fun while it lasted.Toys R us and nicki had to go. So we cabbed down to lesbian parlour with xin and nic.
I don't know whether if it's funny but i find it DAMN FUNNY. You know nicole's couch, i think i know why there's a dent. A deep on indeed. Some faggots should know why lah. heehee

And we were all fucking tired except xinning. So i slept like a babi And i found this in my handphone. And i was told i had spasm too. Eyelashes nice to play with anot? Nice anot?

BABI-S

Our minds are morphing.
Nicki says thanks eh. Ralvin gives her the Eh-face.
YAY! Morph into 1.

W e d n e s d a y s o o n p l e a s e ?

2006-10-26T00:00:00.000+08:00

Paris Hilton is FUCKING hot.

Slurps. I can't stop watching the video(Nothing in this world-even though it makes no sense. What DARE TO DREAM lah and stuffs) She's damn hot especially the part when she's in her specs. WOO! HAHA! She's just hot lah. Slurps slurps and more slurps.

But zenon is still the hottest lah.
With blood everywhere. SLURPS.
Love you most okay?

Too hot tomorrow and loser buys the other party a nice coke! I think i'll win. HEEHEE
Let's see about it hon.

I heard i got into TOP 30! Damn happy about it as i didn't really studied.
And i won't back out even though there are thousands of disadvantages.

CECAMAT HARRRLIII SSSHHHHCCRAYA TO ALL!

I'm going for dental after parents meeting. I'm gonna be in braces SOON. Not yet but SOON. Now how cool is that. Braces. haha. So weird.

With all the cecamat harrrrliii ssshhhhcccraya money, can go shop shop. FINALLY! SLURPS!
And haircut soon too.

And I'm not trying to be like paul twohill okay? I know lah the hair long and all but puuuuhhleaseee lah Paul's not my idol.
Paris hilton is. SLURPS
Hon, she's just an idol and i think yours is that gay fashion guy in youtube yes?

MAH JONG over at charmain's. YAY!

2006-10-23T05:38:00.000+08:00

YAY!!!

I'M FINALLY DONE WITH SPRING CLEANING!!!

Spent the whole night fulfilling my mum's assignments and All assignments are all done. =D !
DAMN HAPPY!! Now mum can stop bugging me.
Washed the FREAKING infested by mosquitos entrance, Mopped the whole house, Wiped windows twice, Wiped and polished the display cabinet, Wiped toilet mirrors(HAHA) and now I'm left with one more task. MORNING CALL!

Thanks to power98 that kept me alive thoughout the WHOLE night.
I'm waiting for the national anthem being played on the radio so that i can quicky call zenon and SLEEP.

=(( I've got to use moisturising lotion cause i feel like a fucking maid and my hand's texture are rough.

So gonna hear her voice soon and i'll smile my way to sleep.

Lastly,
GOODDDDDDDDMORNINGGGG SINGAPORE!

2006-10-21T22:25:00.000+08:00

I'm happy and satisfied now
Cause you're all I ever wished for
You're all i ever want

And now with you,
I'll keep my heart with yours FOREVER AND EVER BABE.

2006-10-20T16:05:00.000+08:00

After

3 she loves me and none of she loves me not

I'm pretty confident.

SO I SHALL GO FOR IT!

Wish me all the best. :)

2006-10-19T17:05:00.000+08:00

And in case you're wondering, the previous post wasn't real blood lah. SIAO! ARTIFICIAL COLOURING!!!

Good laugh right? GOOD RIGHT GOOD RIGHT!?!?!
1
2
3
HAH!

So stop asking me whether i'm fine or i'm crazy for doing such things.

2006-10-19T15:53:00.000+08:00

7 periods of dnt. That is like errr 3-4 hours of dnt. Longest dnt lesson EVER. Naturally 2 periods then ian, weijie and i skipped recess and we skipped maths, folk dance and for me english. I swear it's damn fun but the outcome of the artifact wasn't good. We three sacrifice lesson time and did them for SPECIAL PEOPLE. But it didn't turn out how we expected it should be right ian?
It was err 12.15pm? And that sir was hungry so we had to leave the workshop and waited for him to return. We bought drinks from the vending machine and hid at the staircase. We ran there because we were illegally out of class. So if we get caught with soft drinks in our hands and skipping class just for that THING, we'll be in suspension i think. haha. And that sir was so COOL LAH! He don't mind us skipping class and he knows we're having lessons and made us stay to finish it! Okay okay. If you WESTWOOD teachers are reading this, PLEASE DON'T SUE HIM!!! He's obviously THE COOLEST among the staffs. And all we do in class is check through papers if we were to sleep, we'll be waken up and being forced to look at the teacher to keep us awake. Even though i know I MADE SHIT OVERALL MARKS. But come on lah..

Wei jie's turned out to be shiny and ian and i's were like UGLY. Heart pain lah.
Lay teng came down and told ian and wei jie that ms agnes teo want them BACK IN CLASS. Miss agnes teo don't prrrlay prrlay ah, Discipline teacher ah that one.
Ian had scolding. Poor thing. We different class by the way.

And i went back class. hehehehehehee.. Easily get away with it. I sat down and 2 minutes later DISMISS! SIBEI HEN HEN HAPPY !
Lesson suppose to end at 3.30? but it ended at 1.45!! WEEEEEE!!!!

So i went home and did my plan B but plan A was destroyed thanks to plan B.
All my freaking hardwork, time and the amount of love i seldom put in stuff, GONE!
I was FUCKING DEPRESSED and i slit my wrist.
It's still bleeding though.
BADLY

I swear it's not ketchup

A minute later, things got worst. It bleeds non-stop.

It's all around my hands!

THANK GOD THE BLEEDING STOP!
I'm fine people.
Really, I am fine.

2006-10-17T19:55:00.000+08:00

Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi Fi FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FINALLY!!
YAY!
I CAN BLOG AGAIN!!!
Idiotic air condition construction workers changed my phone line and affected the modem.
faggots

All i know is that i failed physics. As promised?
And during dnt today we wore the face mask? cover the mouth one.
Damn fun. I like to breathe in it.
Especially ian and i. WE LOVE IT!

And we're gonna take more on thursday and finish our practical work and perhaps during recess cam whore. With LIME BOOK GANG.

And today, We did the video? heee heeee
Are you thinking what i'm thinking B2?
Nice book i'm reading right?
heheheheheeeehhehehehehehhehehehhehhee *Grins*

Peggy's birthday this saturday, and i'm gonna get her HER HOLY BIBLE, jesus christ hanging on a necklace with barbie doll clothes .
I'm sorry christians or roman catholic people no offence ah
Meant to be a joke.

Black Black Black something

c a r v e m e d e e p b a b y

2006-10-10T22:40:00.000+08:00

A shit full of rice now
Can't be held responsible
WON'T be held responsible

Now I'm guilt stricken sobbing with my head on the floor

And I would have stayed up with you all night

2006-10-09T14:09:00.001+08:00

I SAW TWO PEOPLE PUKING TODAY!
IT'S THE BEST ULTIMATE WAY TO START YOUR DAY !

First was this juying sec girl in 99. She was standing and suddenly she PUKE! WAHAHAHAHA!!!
I was listening to my SUCKCOCK ipod so i couldn't hear the commotion. But i know the aunty standing beside her was complaining cause she was wearing BLUE CROCS and that puking girl stained her shoes. At first i thought she spilled drink cause i saw this particular piece of vomit that looks like ice. And the girl beside me looked so grossed out that she starting puking. And another aunty puked and that ah pek puked too. And the whole bus turned into EXORCIST VERSION 1001 ! PEOPLE PUKED ON ONE ANOTHER! SO COOL LAH! I RAN TOWARDS THE DRIVER AND PUKED! AND SAW THIS CHEE KO PEK AND PUKED IN HIS FACE AND HE PUKED BACK!!! WOOO FUN!
And while MAJULAH SINGAPURA, a guy in 3C puked too! WOOO!
And BETTY CHOW said something bout there's this kind of disease that's running lose and the symptoms are vomiting, and stuff.

COME TO THINK OF VOMITING, I like EXORCIST! REALLY!

THE EXORCIST!!!

And here's my BLOODY PERSONNAL INTERPRETATION of the [halleluyah?] PRIEST
It's just some camera candid cause my blog's getting bored.

I LOOK LIKE SOME POLE DANCE FAGGOT .

And i realised i had no HOLY hat like the priest?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WITH THE LAMP POST BUT IT JUST GIVE ME THE SENSE OF EXORCISM. OKAY CRAP. THIS EXORCIST THING IS DRIVING ME NUTS.

Maths paper 2 was alright cause it's the first paper in the early morning and i NEVER DOZE OFF! *Raindrops keep falling on my head keep falling on my head*

And we were given 1 and a half hour of break? Next paper was physics.
I HATE PHYSICS ALOT LAH!
Idiotic OILY face teacher so act cool and gave me detention once!

So the LIME BOOK GANG sat at the round table on the 3rd floor and they were talking about stuffs. Ian and i were listening to songs and "MOTHER" and the rest were laughing at her hyperness.
We repeated "HOW TO SAFE A LIFE" over and over again till that song got stuck in our heads.
And all of us made this swear to fail PHYSICS together.
YAY! I'M DAMN HAPPY THAT I SWEAR TO FAIL PHYSICS!
SERIOUSLY DAMN HAPPY! CAUSE I SIBEI SIBEI SIBEI HATE PHYSICS MAN!
And i tikam tikam do the paper lah. Can't be bothered. BYE BYE top 30 =(

Where's ORANGE DAISY?
Being plucked away by some idiot.

Studying was good yesterday. I had fun. Thanks for intro-ing Carls jr.

2006-10-07T14:27:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUMMY!

2006-10-06T14:12:00.000+08:00

YEAH!
FINALLY WEEKENDS!

I'M DAMN EXCITED BOUT THE LANTERN THINGY LATER.
AKINSO,IAN,RISZ,NAJ( hope she still don't find me irritating and still come = x ), STANLEY AND I THINK THATS ALL. BUT HECK. WE'RE ALL FUN PEOPLE.

WAS DAMN EXCITED THEN I KEPT SINGING THE LANTERN WITH MUSIC . AND NAJ GOT IRRITATED CAUSE I INFLUENCED RISZ AND IAN THEN SHE NOT COMING. TETEK BESAR COME LAH!!!

DNT PAPER I'M GONNA FAIL.
HECK LAH I GUESS I'M GONNA FAIL EVERY PAPER.
NO MORE TOP 30 =((((((((((((((

IT'S DAMN DEPRESSING.
WORSE EXAMS EVER.

PEGGY OHHH PEGGY, IF YOU WERE TO SEE THIS,
THANKS BABE!
FOR YOUR FERRERO AND THAT PINK CLIP THINGY?
AND YOUR PANDA'S BELLY GOT YOUR PERFUME SMELL.
ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR EXAMS YOU SEXY MAMAHHHH
hheheheheehehheee

Gabriel by Lamb damn bloody sibei shiok hen hen hen hen nice to listen to.

I'm going to hell. Cause i've not been fasting. = (
Hell, here i come. = (

2006-10-04T21:01:00.000+08:00

HEY CLAYPOT,

SWIPER NO SWIPING! SWIPER NO SWIPING !
HELLO, "Dora" here. Unfortunately, im here not to
donate kidneys to your about to hang computer ):

hahaha. EH, im gonna sign your shoes okay (:
and i'll add some garden life to liven it up.
at least lapdance will get a garden to play in right?
hahahaha. and some butterflies to be his/her pet.
seee, im so nice to add all this to entertain lapdance or it'll be so lonely ):
hahah. uh huh uh huh(:

SMILE LIKE YOU MEAN IT. hahahaha

from, TEAPOT/Flower-girl/Dora(:

a sailor went to see see seeeeee..

2006-10-01T14:24:00.000+08:00

MY MUM THREW MY SCHOOL SHOE!
IM DAMN SAD!

Cause it's my favourite shoe? I put so much effort to tear the cloth and stuff. All effort went down the drain. = (

Now im being forced to buy a new one. = (
If not i got no school shoe to wear tomorrow. = (

She's been eyeing on me for the past one month? She kept go throw your shoe buy new one lah.
THROW THROW THROW! now gone = (

So im gonna get two pairs! MUAHAHAH!
There's a perfect plan for the other pair.
FUHHH LERRR MAK! [ sounds so malay ]
Can't wait for my BRRIIIIILLIIAANNT PLAN.

Can you feel the motherly love nicki? Don't cha Don't cha?

Never gonna know
Never gonna know
Let's go out of this place
MAKE IT HAPPEN,
someday

2006-09-30T23:11:00.000+08:00

KALA KALA KUTA KUTA EHHHH OHHH EHHH OHHHH !!

Part of my mum's side family came to my house to break fast.And first that i laid my eyes on was this CUTE LITTLE GIRL called SANA. SHE'S DAMN CUTE AND SWEET LOOKING but hey, looks can be decieving. She SLAPPED my sis cause my sis touched her toys. And now there's her hand mark on my sis arm. FCUK! I WAS LAUGHING SO BADLY! Cause it's funny.

cute lil sana na na na na sana na na na na.
HAHA!
na na na na rich girl na na NA NA NA!

I irritated her and she turned and slap me.
= ((((((

I looked like someone here. For those who knows. Starts with S and so it's S***.

That's how she looks like after her slapping.
SHE GIVE ME HIBBY GIBBIES WITH THAT FACE.

2006-09-29T23:29:00.000+08:00

AKINSO!
It's next friday lah.. Our rocket science project wasted .

I had a bloody great time in daiso. Especially when we played with the masks and the LELONG LELONG thingy.

Then we went to the indoor playground.And got confronted. Cause there's this spinning thing. Then the three of us sat on it and ask a boy to help make us spin. Then we fell off from the spinning thing cause it sucks you out. And did our MILITARY OBSTICLE!
Shit lah. We stood up and we were all swaying. Damn giddy lah. And we were shouting ARGH! and stuffs lah when doing the MILITARY OBSTICLE.
So we sort of completed the obsticle and this FAT MAN came up and said this is a children's playground.Don't be so violent and stuff as there are kids around you. Crap. I should have grab and run and rape his daughter when he said that.

Fasting is good.
My pants getting lose and i've to re-adjust my belt. YES!

BACK OFF WE'LL TAKE YOU ON!
HEADSTRONG TO TAKE ON ANYONE!
I KNOW THAT YOU ARE WRONG!
HEADSTRONG WE'RE HEADSTRONG! RAH!!!!!!

2006-09-26T22:21:00.000+08:00

Right and now even my own kind, BUNGS . Hate their own people. Cause of all this silly argue-ing.

You know who you are. And if you feel like boxing my face please do okay.With pleasure just confront me and hit me with your best shot.

Yeah i crap alot. Im childish you hate it. I'm lame. I don't live in canals. Make fun of me okay? I'm far more happy to recieve insults from you people. I never meant to do anything to make you want to box my face. Yeah i started all this shit. A simple sorry won't bring everything back to where it was.

And my sincere apologies to your clique. If i wouldn't have known you, ALL this messed up shit thingy won't be happening. Sorry to destroy your friendships.

I'll step out of your life. And it's impossible that everything will be back to it was. I only had one problem and it was you. And now everything is being called off. What more you want from me?
You want all those people who hates me to come and beat me up?
Fuck come and beat me up to death. Since it was me who started it, I shall end it.

And the pervious post. Hate it or love it, It's just the way i feel. You can go round saying FUCK RALVIN IS SUCH A *EHEM*LOSER*. RALVIN'S A BITCH. RALVIN LIVES IN LONG KANG.
RALVIN SUCKS!

Didn't want all you people to like me in the first place.

Want the truth, there it was.

2006-09-24T22:02:00.000+08:00

I'm so glad that i made this person's day.
She's damn happy with herself now.
Cause she finally got her wish granted, she wants me to hate her. And well, i do now.
The way she confronted me and left me speechless. She must be damn proud of herself and her name.
It's no other than NICOLE CHONG.

It's not some criticizing comment about you.
But if you feel offended then please do alright? Go ahead and blog about me for all you want. Criticize me, Throw my face for all i care.I'm just being honest.And i don't block people in msn alright.

I'm not that oh so nice ralvin okay. I do bitch and gossip about you.And to the extand where i bitch about you ALOT. I don't care about your feelings and therefore i BITCH about you.
And i'm not wearing a mask to cover up my wrongs. I'm right here typing about it.

And you do use chim words okay. For my kind of LOW DOWN person, I'm too dumb and stupid to understand what you're saying. I should be in this place called "PFSC". What the hell is that place i have no idea. Only NICOLE the GREAT knows it. She said i should be there because it's the place for scunny cowards like me.

And please dont drag others into this stuff. It's between us because you liked me and i don't.
After few rejections, you still want to like me and came up with this one whole month thingy. Where i didn't gave you a straight answer.And i can't seem to remember me agreeing with that one month thingy. You were just naive to think that i would agree. And donna is not a low down person alright. IT'S ME! NOT HER!
Please don't drag your own school mates in.
And i'm sorry i broke you and christie up. And GEES. You know what, Christie hates me because i came in between you two. Im sorry christie I didn't see nicole coming even though i saw her lah but didn't SEE her coming. I didn't know it was wrong to give someone my number to make friends. By the way, it's not i gave her but it's SHE ASK FOR IT FIRST.

You need not do this. *cough*loser*cough*. Hate me to the core just say it to my face. Call me loser for all you want. Cause i know nicole is such a successful person who's good in her english.
I am from a neighbourhood school but you need not make me look so dim-witted when im chatting with you. And mind you, we're a school in a neighbourhood but we're not a neighbourhood school. Compare you and me, you got way way better IQ than me. I'm SO LOW CLASS, SO LOW DOWN. Whatever you call it. I'm too stupid for you am i?

And want me to admit the truth,let the whole world see it. SURE!

EVERYONE!
I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT IM A LOSER!
I CALLED NICOLE NAMES BEHIND HER BACK,INFRONT OF EVERYONE. I SHOWED NOT ENTIRELY EVERYONE THE CONVERSATION WHERE SHE CALLED OFF THE ONE MONTH THINGY.BUT I ADMIT I DID SHOW THAT CONVERSATION. I KNOW I HAVE GREAT ACTING SKILLS AND THANKS FOR YOUR COMPLIMENT BUT I THINK YOU HAVE MUCH BETTER SKILLS THAN ME AND THAT MEDIACORP WOULD CONSIDER HIRING YOU. AND YOU CAN SING GIRL! AND YOU DID APPEAR ON TV BEFORE RIGHT? ( BUT I GUESS MEDIACORP STILL DIDN'T CALL YOU)

AND OH YEAH! I'M SUCH A LOW DOWN LOSER THAT MY EX CHEATED ON ME! SO DID YOU MANAGE TO THANK HER PERSONALLY? IF NOT, I'LL BE SO KIND TO THANK HER ON YOUR BEHALF AND IF YOU WANT TO THANK ME, NO PROBLEM NICOLE IT'S MMMMYYYYYYY PLEASURE!

AND MY LAST NAME IS VALBERG NOT VALBERY! GET THIS RIGHT NICOLE CHIONG, I MEAN CHONG BUT WHO CARES CAUSE IT'S TOO LOW DOWN, I CAN'T BE BOTHERED. HA-HA-HA.
AND OH YA I LIKE MY NAME EVEN THOUGH I HAVE RALVIN AS MY STAGE NAME.

AND LASTLY, I DID MAKE FUN OF YOU. I SAID THAT IF YOU WERE TO BE MY GF, I'LL USE YOU AS AN ARMREST OR BETTER STILL, A BED.

THANKS FOR MAKING ME HATE YOU AND WASTED MY THREE MONTHS KNOWING AN UNWORTHY PERSON LIKE YOU.
FRIENDS???
NO WAY!!!
CAUSE YOU WANT IT THAT WAY.

ps, You were the one who started all this therefore thank me for being a nice person to play along with you.
HEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE!!! IT WAS FUN PLAYING THIS GAME WITH YOU! I HAD AN OH MY FUCKING GOD GREAT TIME!!

2006-09-23T20:47:00.000+08:00

Hello Ralvin.
Nadene hereeeeee!
I swear your pasword is the stupidest word ever.
Mine's much better okay!
I'm still laughing over it, and no you can't stop me.
And my eyebrows are like the coolest things ever since your eyebrows?
Cause I don't pluck my *, I shave them.
I swear it's not shiok, it's like mofoing pain lah!

You should go watch 'Freaky Friday' on Starmovies which is at like 9pm today?
Yes, cause after I finish blogging for you I'm off to watch that.

You better update your blog okay,
and you can't delete this post.
Cause I blogged it.
And blogging=time spent.
And my time is precious, cause I could use the time to watch tv.
Yes so interesting right?

I'm in love with Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol now?
So I'll post the lyrics here (:

Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol

We'll do it all
Everything
On our own

We don't need
Anything
Or anyone

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel

Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads

I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, They're all I can see

I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I'm probably going to find new shades to shield my oh-so-hot eyebrows from you,
cause I know you'll laugh at me even if they're nice.
And also because you're an evil evil personzzz.

It's like 10 minutes till the movie stars and I'm so bored.
98.7 is stupid- like you,
they're playing all those songs by those black rapping people.
And I don't like rapping people.

Okay byebye!

2006-09-19T17:20:00.000+08:00

FINALLY IM BLOGGING.

JUST GOT BACK WITH AKINSO.. WE WENT TO GET MCS!! YAY!!!
WE WERE TIRED LAST NIGHT CAUSE THE SI THING ENDED LATE LAH.. MY TURN CAME QUICK CAUSE THE DOC SKIPPED LOTS OF NUMBER AND AKINSO'S WAS TAKING A HELL LOT OF TIME. THE PHARMACY WAS SLOW TOO.

WE WENT WESTMALL TO EAT AND THEN TO HAUT TO COLLECT HER JEANS THEN HOME.
ON THE WAY TO BUGIS,WE WERE WAITING FOR THE MRT ON BUKIT BATOK PLATFORM. AND AKINSO CAME OUT WITH THIS SPASTIC LOOKING THINGY LAH. ONE LEG STRAIGHT THEN CANNOT BEND.. YEAH SOMESORT LIKE THAT. THEN I CAME OUT WITH THIS STUPID POSE WHEN THE SPASTIC TAKES THE ESCALATOR. HAHAHAHAH! OMG IT WAS SERIOUSLY FUNNY LAH!
ENJOYED LAUGHING WITH HER.

AND ANOTHER FUNNY THING IS. ON SATURDAY WE WENT OUT. WE BOTH FELT LIKE SHITTING BUT COULDNT DO IT. WE CHOSE THE CUBICLE AND SHE WAS NEXT TO ME. WE SPENT LIKE 20 MINUTES SITTING ON THE TOILETBOWL LAH.
RIGHT RIGHT THE FUNNY PART....
I WAS BORED LAH. SO I SENT HER A MESSAGE. AND SHE REPLIED!! HAHAHAH!
THEN I CAME OUT WITH THIS STUPID IDEA. WE COULDNT SPEAK AS THERE WERE ALOT OF PPL OUTSIDE. SO WE PASSED HANDPHONE .YOU KNOW?? I TYPE THEN I PASS IT TO HER BY PUTTING ON THE FLOOR THEN SHE'LL TAKE THE HP AND REPLY SOMETHING...YEAH. THEN I TEAR OUT TISSUES AND WRAP THE PHONE AND PASSED IT TO HER. AND SHE ADDED MORE. AND SO DID I. AND GOD IT WAS SO HILARIOUS.
WE DIDNT WANT TO COME OUT CAUSE GOT PPL OUTSIDE AND KINDA MALU LAH WE TOOK A LONG TIME INSIDE PASSING PHONE. HAHA!
WE COUNT TO THREE AND WENT OUT. HAHAHA!
SO IDIOTIC!!!

k bye! i want to CUP[MUG] now.

2006-09-14T18:18:00.000+08:00

I LOVE PRANK CALLS!! HAHAHAHAH!!
THEY MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE SHIT ESPECIALLY WHEN AKINSO'S THE ONE DOING IT. HAHAHHA!!

SIBEI HEN HEN SIBEI HEN SIBEI HEN FUNNY!

I TOLD NAJ MY DIRTY LITTLE SECRET TODAY AND SHE LAUGHED LIKE MAD. SHOWERER KNOWS IT,IT'S BOUT MY ASS.
heeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i got nothing to blog. =(((((((

IL BLOG TOMRW WITH SOMETHING DAMN FUNNY YES AKINSO?

2006-09-11T14:40:00.000+08:00

SCHOOL TODAY .

I'M OSAMA'S SON!! BOMB ME!!

IM CURRENTLY DYING FROM BOREDOM!!

2006-09-09T00:08:00.000+08:00

TODAY WAS RATHER EMO.. K WHATEVER.
CAUSE I WENT OUT ALONE TODAY. YEAH I DIDNT TYPE WRONGLY, I WENT OUT ALONE. ALONE. YI GE REN.

I WAS SICK AND TIRED OF STAYING HOME ALL DAY SO I WENT OUT LAH. MAIN POINT WAS TO FIND THE BAGPACK. BUT I COULDNT FIND ANY NICE ONES.
AND MY STOMACH WAS GRUMBLING AS I HAVENT ATE ANY BREAKFAST OR WHAT SO EVER. WENT TO LONG JOHN NEAR PLAZA SING AND BLA BLA. THIS OLD WOMAN SAT NEXT TO ME CAUSE THERE WEREN'T ANY OTHER SEATS AVAILABLE.
AND I OVERHEARD HER CONVERSATION ON HER MOBILE,

old woman : I tried calling her house but she didn't pick up. Any news about her? All i know she's damn depressed. If u were to get thru, pls tell her to dont DIE.
me : * giggling* cause i find the pls tell her to dont DIE damn FUNNY.
old woman : Im damn worried about her. And now i can't eat my food.*sigh* I think when i'm done eating,i'll rush to her place to check up whether is she fine. BYE

WTH lah. Someone's gonna die. WOOHOOO!

AND IT WAS DRIZZLING OUTSIDE.
RIGHT
I WALKED TO THE CATHAY TO SEE WHETHER THEY SHOWING ANY NICE SHOW.
AND THEY HAD SINGAPORE DREAMING AT 7.10PM.
WELL THE SHOW NOT BAD LAH. I DID LAUGED OUT LOUD ON MY OWN TO KINDA KILL BOREDOM.BUT THERE WERE REALLY HILARIOUS PARTS TO IT TOO. BUT I THINK THE SHOW WAS SUPPOSE TO BE SAD? THE ENDING..
HECK LAH. MY BRAIN AIN'T FUNCTIONING SO I FIND THE SAD PARTS FUNNY CAUSE OF THE HOKKIEN USED. SIBEI SIBEI. AND THE SIAO GI NA? HAAHAHAHA!

AND IT WAS RAINING HEAVILY OUTSIDE. AND I WALKED FROM THE CATHAY TO CITY HALL, TOWARDS ESPLANADE BUT U-TURNED AND WALKED TO BUGIS. ONE HOUR OF NON STOP WALKING. RIGHT. [and a fag too]
MRT-ED HOME.

AND I LOVE THE SONG CANDLEBURN BY DISHWALLA AND PLAYS PRETTY FOR BABY BY SAOSIN. HEHEHEHEHE.

I Miss you know who you are lah . HHEHEHEHEHHEEH

2006-09-08T13:17:00.000+08:00

GROSS! I WOKE UP IN A PUDDLE OF MY OWN DROOL..
IM NOT SUPPOSED TO SHARE BOUT IT BUT WHAT THE HECK,I FIND THIS INTERESTING SO I SHALL BLOG ABOUT IT. HEEHEE

I HAD THIS WEIRD DREAM WHERE MY SCHOOL FIELD WAS LIKE A KILLING ZONE? WHOEVER STEPS ONTO THE FIELD WILL GET BOMB ALIVE. AND IT'S LIKE ME AND DONT KNOW WHO?[FORGOT ALRD] WERE PLAYING WITH ONE ANOTHER FIELDS.
WE PUT DUMMIES ATTACHED TO CRANES AND LOWER THEM TILL THEY GET BOMBED. AND WE'LL BE LAUGHING OUR ASS OFF. MUAHAHAHAHAH!

AND WHILE PLAYING WITH THOSE DUMMIES, WTF CAME TO MY MIND LAH. YAH. WHAT THE FUCK. AND THE MOMENT I SAW WTF , I VOMITTED. HHAAHAH!
THEN I FASTER WAKE UP LAH! AND OMG! I DROOL LIKE FUCK!
I THINK I THOUGHT IM VOMITTING THEN ALL THE SALIVA CAME OUT.
EYEEERRRRRR! GROSS!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I DROOLED ON ONE SIDE . THEN I WIPE THE REST OF THE SALIVA ON THE MIDDLE OF THE PILLOW AND CONTINUED SLEEPING AT THE VERY LAST CORNER OF THE PILLOW. I THINK I WAS DAMN STUPID TO NOT FLIP OVER THE PILLOW.

WHERE'S ANITA !?!?!?! I WANT HER TO HELP ME COOK. YES, COOK FOR SIR.
HAH.KIDDING.

I WANT TO GO OUT!! Someone ask me out? HEHHEHE.
IM rotting at home! *frown.

2006-09-04T11:58:00.000+08:00

AKINSO AND I , WE WENT OUT YESTERDAY. OH HECK YES IT WAS CHAOTIC AND MUCH FUN.
WE MET AT FP AND WENT AHEAD TO P ROAD. TO U KNOW *EHEM FIND HER EHEM EHEM * YEAH.

I HAD MY VERY LATE BREAKFAST AND SHE ,HER SNACKS AT THIS CARPARK. AND THE EXCURSION OF OUR IDIOTIC PHOTO TAKING AND VIDEOS MAKING BEGINS!

IM NOT GONNA DISPLAY ALL PICS. JUST SOME.

-.-

HERS LOOKS WEIRD. HAHAHAHAHHA!

SHE OBSERVED MINE!! = (

That idiotic mirror came in handy

I REALLY NEED TO GO! [ kidding ]

LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF INDIAN MAN GATHERING!!!

WE DARE NOT GO NEAR! AND I SAID WHAT IF WE THROW ONE NAKED GIRL IN?AKINSO SAID THEY CANT BE INTERESTED CAUSE THEY ARE ALL GAYS.THEY'LL JUST STARE AT HER LIKE NO BODY'S BUSINESS.AND SHE SAID WHAT IF WE THROW A GUY IN? ALL THE INDIAN MAN WOULD START CUM-ING. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! GROSS!

I BOUGHT A TUB OF BEN AND JERRY ICE CREAM. AND THAT SILLY AKINSO TILT IT THE OTHER WAY ROUND AND THE 1/4 LEFT OF ICE CREAM FELL ON THE FLOOR.WE MESSED UP THE PLACE AND WROTE OUR NAMES. YEAH!!!

AND WE TOOK ALOT OF VIDEOS. MOST OF IT THE SAME SONG LAH. TWO LUNATIC RUNNING AROUND IN THE VIDEOS. HAHA.
WE WERE BORED SO WE ENTERTAINED OURSELVES.

AFTER PROAD WE WALKED TO LITTLE INDIA AND TO MAC SOMETHING SOMETHING ROAD WHERE WE WERE SO SURE WE SAW AKINSO'S *EHEM EHEM* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AND WE WALKED ALL THE WAY TO THE CATHAY AND WATCHED MONSTER HOUSE. THE BEGINNING DAMN SCARY I TELL YOU! ESPECIALLY WHEN THE LITTLE GIRL RODE HER TRICYCLE AND SANG "LALALALA" SO SCARY!!!!
I SWEAR ITS DAMN SCARY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! stupid

WE WALKED TO SUNTEC AND BOUGHT BEN AND JERRY!! A BIG BIG TUB.

SHE NEED TO GO SO DO I.
TOOK 502 BACK AND SLEPT LIKE A PIG.

2006-09-03T11:56:00.000+08:00

SMALL, SIMPLE, SAFE PRICE.
RISE THE WAKE AND CARRY ME WITH ALL OF MY REGRETS.
THIS IS NOT A SMALL CUT THAT SCABS, AND DRIES, AND FLAKES, AND HEALS.
AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO DIE.
I'M NOT AFRAID TO BLEED, AND FUCK, AND FIGHT.
I WANT THE PAIN OF PAYMENT.
WHAT'S LEFT, BUT A SECTION OF PIGMY SIZE CUTS.
MUCH LIKE A SLEW OF A THOUSAND UNWANTED FUCKS.
WOULD YOU BE MY LITTLE CUT?
WOULD YOU BE MY THOUSAND FUCKS?
AND MAKE MARK LEAVING SPACE FOR THE GUILT TO BE LIQUID.
TO FILL, AND SPILL OVER, AND UNDER MY THOUGHTS.
MY SAD, SORRY, SELFISH CRY OUT TO THE CUTTER.
I'M CUTTING TRYING TO PICTURE YOUR BLACK BROKEN HEART.
LOVE IS NOT LIKE ANYTHING.

ESPECIALLY A FUCKING KNIFE !

2006-08-29T18:58:00.000+08:00

hello hello, im here again!
HEHEHEHEHEH.

i tell you i tell you, i saw this pretty girl again. -drools
i played peek-a-boo with her!
yesyes, PEEK-A-BOO!
you din see wrongly. heheh.

im duper friendly tday!
you knw you knw, because i regretted so badly ytd. ><

err.. so let's skip all da school's part cause ive water-filled brain and cant really recall.

im going t my hunk's hse t AHEM one night.
dont miss me okayokay?
OKAY?!

bybybyby!

2006-08-28T14:48:00.000+08:00

TADA!

i saw a pretty girl tday at da bus stop and she's really cute tht i cant take my eyes off her. serious, come t da bus stop if you wna see her okayokay?

and im not friendly t her. ):
regret regret. aiyerr .. sad die.
tsktsktsk.

okay, and i went t sch t attend all my lessons.
and im home nw talking t a gorgeous babe.

yay!
byby.

oh ohh , i sang MO LI HUA at da bus stop tday!

2006-08-24T22:25:00.000+08:00

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ARGH!!! SO FREAKING PISSED LAH!!!

HAD A FUCKING GREAT TIME LAUGHING IN 157 WHEN ON THE WAY TO SI!
GOD DAMN IT! IT WAS SO FUNNY LAH! WE PRACTICALLY LAUGHED FOR 10-15 MINUTES NON-STOP! SO FUNNY!

THE MOBILE TV WENT SILENT. THEN I WAS LIKE EH! THEY SCOLDING VULGARITIES.
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
THEY WERE SHOWING SI (REPEATS FROM YSTD) . AND THE TV WAS LIKE MUTE LAH. THEN I WAS LIKE OMG! THEY SING WITH VULGARITIES. HAHAHAH!! SO FUNNY!
Maybe to u all not funny lah but i SWEAR IT'S SOO FUNNY!
THEY SHOWED THE PRESIDENT STAR CHARITY! HAHAAHAAH!!
I WAS LIKE LAUGHING LIKE MAD LAH!!
PRESIDENT STAR CHARITY SHOW FULL OF VULGARITIES. SO FUNNY!
ESP WITH THAT OLD MAN THEY FEATURED. HAHAAHAH!!!!!
WAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!

AND LASTLY,
JOAKIM SUCKS!

2006-08-24T15:18:00.000+08:00

YEAH!!!
CAN BLOG LIKE FINALLY!

BLOGGER DAMN FUCKED UP LAH YSTD. Nccb....

Im in my DENTIST APPOINTMENT NOW. RIGHT RIGHT PEGGY?? * wink wink *
I MEAN WE....HEHE

I'VE A NEW GO-TO-SCHOOL PARTNER.
REPRESENTING----*background music*
"TENG TENG TENG TENG!!! PEGGY!!!!!! "

HAHHAHAHAA!

SHE WAS LIKE DAMN SCARED! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!SO FUNNY! WHEN I REACHED THE BUS STOP, SHE WAS HIDING BEHIND THE BUS STOP?? HAHAHAHAAHHAHAA!!!!

ralvin : OI! WHAT U DOING THERE? COME OUT LAH!
peggy : WAit!!!!! I SCARED!
ralvin : HAHHAHAHA!!! SCARED FOR WHAT??? HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
peggy : *comes out FINALLY!*
peggy : *whines* Why got alot of ppl ??
ralvin : TSK! Spastic woman.

IT'S LIKE HER FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL LAH! HAHAHHAAH!!! SHE DON'T DARE TAKE THE BUS? AND SHE SWEAT NON-STOP LAH! POOR GIRL.... HER FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.

After malay we had P.E!!!!!
WAS SO DAMN FUNNY!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
ME AND KHAIRIL WAS PLAYING VOLLEYBALL LAH. WE HIT DAMN HIGH LAH! THEN WHEN THE BALL COMES TO ME, I HIT AND THE BALL FLEW OUT OF THE VERY HIGH FENCE (*ralvin stare at the ball and went SHIT SHIT SHIT!!*) , BOUNCE ON TOP THE BUS STOP SHELTER, ONTO THE MAIN ROAD.
MY FACE WAS LIKE SO STUNNED LAH!!!!
I WAS SHOUTING SHIT SHIT SHIT ALL THE WAY LAH! HAHAHAHAHAH!!
AND WE STARED AT THE BALL BEING RUN DOWN MY CARS.GRABBING THE FENCE.WE STARED THINKING WHAT TO DO. CAUSE THE BACK GATE LOCK.
= (

GO FIND SIR.TOOK BACK GATE KEYS AND RAN OUT OF SCHOOL.JOG JOG JOG TILL WE FINALLY FOUND THE BALL! SO BLACK LAH! EYEER!!!
ME AND KHAIRIL WAS LIKE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY LAH. SO COOL SO COOL! HAHAHA! SPASTIC.

DNT WAS KINDA CHAOTIC. NAJIHAH LAH! HAAHAH!!
TOOK SO MUCH SANDPAPER! HAHAHAHAH!!!
WE WERE LIKE SANDING OUR TRAYS WITH THOSE USED SANDPAPER? SO BUDGET LAH! BASICALLY PPL ONLY CARE BOUT THEMSELVES AND TOOK SO MUCH SANDPAPERS.AND WE WERE LEFT WITH NOTHING SO WE USE THEIRS FIRST.WE WERE COMPLAINING FOR NEW ONES AND FINALLY LAZY ONG! WHEN TO TAKE.
FINALLY! WE RUSH AND TOOK ALL! WAHAHAHHAHAHAH!! NAJ TOOK ONE STACK! I WAS LIKE EH! SO BUSTED! THEN WE TOOK UNTIL LEFT NOTHING? HAHAHA!
SIR WAS LIKE EH!? SO FAST NO MORE?
sir : najihah faster give back!
naj : EH NOT ONLY ME WHAT!
sir : GIVE BACK!
naj : points at me* HE/SHE also take alot WHAT!?!
Me : smile cheekily..I NEVER
HEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Peggy loves making fun of me during maths. = (
I make funny sound effects u LAUGH LAH. U LAUGH!
I sleep during maths u also LAUGH.
U and manjing so pesky! Ur laughters woke me up lah. Esp man jing. Got the HAHHAA*EHK*HAHHAA*EHK* VERY HIGH PITCH!
TSK
*Nod nod nod till head fell backwards. U ALSO LAUGH!

Eyeeer. I type so much. BORING
Put pics. HEEEEEE
PEGGY'S PRESSIE FOR ME!!!

LACEY UNDERWEAR! WTH!!! HAHHAHAAHAH!!!

SUPER FUNNY!!
It's my hair lah actually but looks like some WOMAN'S PUBIC HAIR THAT'S NEVER BEEN SHAVED FOR HOW MANY CENTURIES! HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!
SO FUNNY! -Ermmm.... look the other way round-

Peggy's not so sick minded to only give me underwear? ( WHICH I SWEAR I WONT WEAR THAT ) She gave me crown necklace too. NICE OF HER HUH?

I tried. But doesn't fit lah!! "Censor censor"

AIDS CAN BE TRANSFERED IF U SIT ON TOILET SEATS! HAHAHHAAHHAHAA!!
I FIND THIS DAMN STUPID AND FUNNY! HAHAHAHHAA!!
We had this aids programme ystd.
AND.....
MY DEAR GAY BRO,
MY FEELINGS FOR U ARE TRUE * shows true sign*
WE TOUCHED ONE ANOTHER YESTERDAY VIGOROUSLY!

WEE U WEEE!! I KIDDING ALRIGHT! DON'T PEK CEK LAH UR STEAD A GAY. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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2006-08-22T17:05:00.000+08:00

OMG!!! HAHHAHAHA!!!

I SWEAR MUMMY IS SO CUTE LAH!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
MY 50 YEAR OLD MOM WATCHING LILO AND STICH ON DISNEY CHANNEL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
IT'S SOOOOO FUNNY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

AND ON MONDAY PEGGY WAS MY FIRST FRIEND TO EVER GIVE ME MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT!!! ERM...BELATED BIRTHDAY PRESENT LAH. BUT WHO CARES?!?!?!?! SHE'S THE FIRST AND I THINK THE LAST. SHE'S THE ONLY ONE!!

WOOOOOOHOOOO!!
PEGGY U ROCK LAH!
LOVE YOU SO MUCH! AND PLS REBORN U HAIR. Q-MO HERE AND THERE.
TSK
KIDDING!!!

Il post the pics LATER..MAYBE NOT TODAY... = D
HEHEHEHHE!!

I got nothing to blog
= (

2006-08-17T19:48:00.000+08:00

I HATE THURSDAY! THEY ALWAYS END LATE. LESSON ENDS AT 3.30PM ON THURSDAY.
BUT NEVERTHELESS, PEGGY SITS BESIDE ME IN CLASS SO I WONT BE SOOOOO BORED! YEAH!!!!

MALAY WAS BORED AS USUAL! I SUCK AT MAKING SENTENCES. AND RISZIANA WILL ALWAYS LAUGH AT MY MALAY!!! AHHH!! CAUSE ALL MY SENTENCES MAKES NO SENSE! AND SHE FINDS THEM SILLY. = (
MALAY SUCKS!!

AND WE HAD PE!! I WAS SUPER HYPER LAH! WE PLAYED VOLLEYBALL! AND IT'S LIKE FINALLY SOMETHING NEW!!! ALWAYS GO TO THE FIELD WHICH IS SOOOOOO BORING!!! AAND I SWEAR PEGGY WAS SO CUTE LAH WHEN SHE THROWS THE BALL! HAHAHAH!!
Peggy : *MAKES SOUND EFFECT! *VVVRRRROOOOOOM!* HAAHAHAHHA!!
SO FUNNY! AND I ENJOYED IMITATING HER. HAHHAHAHAHA!

IN DNT I COULDNT HAVE MY RECESS CAUSE I NEVER COMPLETE MY PREVIOUS HOMEWORK. TSK!!!!
MY STOMACH WAS GRUMBLING SO BADLY LAH! *GRRRRRR* * SLAPS TUMMY! SHUT UP!*
AND WE HAD TO MEMORISE METALS AND WILL BE TESTED.GOT IT RIGHT U CAN GO!
HIGH SPEED STEEL WAS THE ANSWER!!! TSK! AND I GOT TO WRONG! THEN TESTED AGAIN! I WAS RIGHT! BUT THEN THE BELL RINGS!!! AWWW! NO MORE RECESS!! TSKTSKTSK!
HEHEHE! THEN NAJ BOUGHT ME CHICKENS AND GREEN TEA! SO I WAS LIKE SNACKING IN CLASS!! YUM!! BUT THE CHICKEN KINDA GROSS! CAUSE IT WAS COLD!

WE HAD MATHS. AND YEAH PEGGY LOVES MATHS LESSON!! WAHAHAHAAHAH!!
SHE DOES MATHS FASTER THAN ME! TSK! * SLAPS UR ASS LAH *

CME WAS SO FUNNY! CAUSE I WAS USING MY FOREHEAD TO BANG PEGGY'S ARMS.HAHAHHA! AND SHOULDER! HAHAHAHA!
THEN I STOPPED CAUSE SHE COMPLAINED IT WAS PAIN. HAHAHA!
THEN SHE STARTED TO BANG ME TOO! I WAS LIKE EH! HAAAHAAHAHAHA!!!!
THEN MAN JING WAS BESIDE ME SHE BANGED ME TOO! I FELT SO SILLY LAH!!! SEEING TWO HEADS BANGING MY SHOULDERS! HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
IT WAS SUPER FUNNY!!!!

AND WE HAVE A FINALLY BETTER ENGLISH TEACHER! FINALLY! HE'S LIKE SO GAY SO SISSY! BUT HE'S THE BEST SO FAR!!!! YEAH!!!

* HUNGRY CHEER CHANGED TO BANGLA CHEER *
CLASS IS SO NONSENSE TODAY.
SUPER FUNNY LAH!

OK! GO GET BACK TO PAINTING!
MUM'S BACK WITH MORE WHITE! FROM BLACK TO WHITE FOR THE CUPRBOARD THINGY LAH.
AND ITS THE 3RD LAYER NOW. TSK TSK!

2006-08-15T21:01:00.000+08:00

SIBEI TIRING IN SCHOOL.
IN PHYSICS WAS SO BORING!!! CHAN MALI CHAN DID NOT LET ANYONE TO SLEEP AND WHOEVER DID NEEDS TO STAND AT THE BACK OF THE CLASS.

PEGGY TAUGHT ME ALOT OF CHINESE PHRASES. ALOT!
NEED SOMEONE TO HEAR ME OUT PRONOUCE THEM! AHAHHAHA!
THANKS AR PEGGY! IM PRACTICING!
GOT ALOT OF " WO WO WO WO "
YEAH

AND AFTER SCHOOL, IAN WENT TO MY HOUSE. MY BEST BRO! THE GAY BOYS! WOOO!!
HAHA!
IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME SINCE WE REALLY SPENT TIME WITH EACH OTHER.
AND HE DID HIS STUFF WITH MY COMP AND I WAS SO TIRED TO WATCH.
SO I WENT TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR AT THE LIVING ROOM. ALL I KNOW THAT WHILE I WAS SLEEPING HE MADE ALOT OF NOISE!! ALOT ALRIGHT!
I WAS SO TIRED TO EVEN ANSWER HE'S QUESTIONS LAH! HAHAHA!!

FIRST, HE WAS TELLING ME SOMETHING. AND I DONT KNOW WHAT I BLABERED LAH.
HAHA!
SECOND, HE CAME WITH THIS MAGAZINE AND SAT BESIDE ME. AND HE PURPOSELY FLIPPED THE PAGES DAMN HARD LAH. I WAS LIKE TSK! GO BACK SLEEP.
AND THE MOST IRRITATING!!
I WAS SLEEPING SO SOUNDLY!! HE TOOK A TISSUE AND TICKLED MY NOSE!!
ARGH!!!!
AND WHEN HE SHOWED ME MY REACTION WAS SO FUNNY LAH!! SHOULD VIDEO DOWN RIGHT??
WASTED!

HAHAHA!!
HOPE HE AND KEL ARE FINE NOW.
= D

2006-08-14T17:17:00.000+08:00

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!
IM 15.

MAN! I FEEL OLD!
HAHAHAA!

THANKS PEGGY,SHIMIN,NICOLE FOR HAVING PITY ON ME. HAHA. THEY SAID I LOOKED SO LONELY WHEN I WAS WALKING OUT OF SCHOOL SO THEY ACCOMPANIED ME TO THE BUS STOP. HAHAHA.

Was sad lah though. Shall not explain it here.
I got 15 slaps from man jing.Her slaps were slapped on MY FACE,LAPS,HANDS. VIOLENT GIRL.

ANYWAY IM HAPPY CAUSE I GOT MY IPOD VIDEO!! WAHAHAHA! U2 SPECIAL EDITION. BLACK!!! FAV COLOUR!
WAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!! SUPER HAPPY BOUT THAT!
AUNTS GAVE $50 EACH SO TOTOAL $100. = D
AND ANOTHER AUNT GAVE ME A BUNCH FULL OF NOUGATS!!! MY FAVOURITE!!!
AHHHHHH!

1ST SIS GAVE ME THIS QUEEN'S COUTURE SHIRT!THAT SHOP AT HEEREN THAT SELLS EX SHIRTS. WOOOOOHOOOO!!
SO NICE OF HER! HAHAHHA!!
HER GIFTS ALWAYS ROCKS!

I MET DAD JUST NOW. HE GAVE ME MY IC LETTER THINGY .AND ANOTHER $50. WHAHAHAHA!!
BUT I DONT FEEL A NEED TO SPEND THEM.

ON MY BIRTHDAY IM STAYING HOME. HOW NICE!
Tolduthatfriendswasjusttosmileatinschool.TOLDYOU!

NOUGATS!

IPOD VIDEO!!!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!

2006-08-13T21:03:00.000+08:00

OH SHIT! OH SHIT!
HOW COME EVERYTIME U COME AROUND
MY LONDON LONDON BRIDGE WANNA GO DOWN
LIKE london london lonDON~
HAHA! IRRITATING SONG BY FERGIE
[LONDON BRIDGE BY FERGIE]

2006-08-12T14:56:00.000+08:00

TENG TENG TENG...TENG TENG TENG TENG TENG!!!!
REPRESENTING RALVIN!!!!!

NONSENSE!

MY MUM BOUGHT THIS THINGY.
WHAT THE HELL IS IT I HAVE NO IDEA.
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ALL THOSE AFGAHNISTAN MAN'S DICK THAT WASN'T BOMBED DURING THE AMERICANS BOMBING.

SUPER GROSS LAH!
HAVE A LOOK AT IT!
DAMN BIG LAH!

ALL THOSE MAN'S DICKS TIED UP TOGETHER TO GET THIS!!!

FCUK THE FACE. HAHA! IM JUST EXAGGERATING HOW BIG IT IS! IT'S BIGGER THAN MY GOD DAMNIT SICKENING FACE LAH!

HAHAHA!THATS ABOUT IT!

GOING TO WATCH
" PIEW PIEW PIEW "
" BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB "
FIREWORKS!

BYE!

2006-08-12T00:39:00.000+08:00

Back from outing with akinso.
Had a long walk lah. Legs so wobbly. Whatever the word is.
Wanted to watch fireworks but then we had no FIREWORK MOOD. So went to wisma to check out that cardigan. And OH MAN! I WAS SO SAD LAH! SERIOUSLY SO SAD!
SIGH SIGH SIGH!!! FORGET ABOUT IT!!

k WHATEVER. WE WENT TO LIDO AND ATE KFC. *FINGER LICKIN GOOD*
WHILE EATING, AKINSO SAW FIREWORKS!! SO WE ATE AND WATCHED THE FIREWORKS LAH. SO NICE!!!

BLA BLA BLA...WE HEADED TO FIND JACQUELINE'S FATHER, HAHHAHAHAHAA!!!!
SO FUNNY!
WE WENT TO FARRER PARK! WHERE HER DAD OWES THIS ROOM I THINK? HAHHAH!
AND YEAH WE FOUND THE PLACE. BUT HER DAD WASN'T THERE.
HAHAHAHAHAH!!
AND WE LEFT. AND WAITED 9 MINTUES FOR THE TRAIN HOME.AND IT WAS FULL WE COULDN'T FIT IN. NOT SAYING WE FAT OR WHAT NO SPACE LAH GOD DAMN IT. WAITED ANOTHER 6 MINUTES AND HOME WE WENT!

MY EYES ARE TIRED BUT IM NOT! IRRITATING!

ANYWAY, MY SIS BAKED BROWNIE EARLILER ON IN THE DAY! AND I SWEAR WAS LIKE FUCKING NICE LAH!! FUUUUUHHHH!!!!!
SHIOK EEE DI!

WALNUT BROWNIES!!!! NOT CASHEW NUT! NOT PEANUT!! BUT!!! WALNUT!!!! HAHA!! FAV FAV FAV!

LOOKS LIKE SHIT TO ME

OH MY! I WONDER WHO DIAHORREA UNTIL SHIT ON TRAY. [ should be that hooNEH ]

IT'S LIKE AS THOUGH I DUG IT OUT FROM MY ASS LAH

BROWNIE!!!! YUM YUM YUM ! DELICIOUSO!

I ate till i became chocolate MONSTER!
SCARY!

PEGGY! YOU ARE RIGHT! MY TONGUE IS LONG! HAHAHHAHAA!!!
I GOT HOUSE FLY EYES BTW.THATS WHY ITS BLACK.

DONE! IT'S LIKE SUPER CRAP LAH MY BLOG! HAHAHAAHAA!!!
FULL OF NONSENSE! ANYWAY, THATS NOT SHIT! IT'S REALLY CHOCOLATE!
NOW IT'S DOWN TO 2 DAYS LEFT!

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